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Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:17 am
by wiggins_Archive
i think taking the shits in the morning is uncomfortable and not something that is good or warm or nice.
i think taking the shits in the evening is satisfying and is routine preparation for bed.
Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:41 am
by Superking_Archive
It's like Will Oldham said:
Oh, once in the morning, and once at night.
Or whatever. You should be rocking two a day, unless you're on an unusually light eating schedule (relative to American standards).
It should be pleasant. It should just happen.
Often it doesn't. But this is how things should be.
Happy Shitting,
Mr. King
Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:06 am
by Cranius_Archive
I am awoken each morning by a cocka-doodle-poo.
Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:14 am
by Surfrider_Archive
I can't vote because i'm a morning AND night person.
Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:15 am
by placeholder_Archive
I read this as "deification", and was briefly confused.
Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:26 am
by Angry_Dragon_Archive
Even though the morning dump can be uncomfortable due to the relatively coldness of ye olde porcelain throne, I feel it is best to rid one's body of waste so the day starts out relatively "clean".
Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:41 am
by Jon_Archive
the morning's dumpage is becoming more and more infrequent for me, as are night time poos. i find myself much more of a midday person at the moment. but, in relation to earlier posts, once a day is fine. if you're regularly dropping the kids off at the pool twice a day then you have a problem.
Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:58 pm
by So Full of Beans_Archive
Both, though I voted for morning since that's a guarantee and evening is not. I've heard that you're supposed to drop once a day, but I occasionally find I've nailed at least two by 9am, even if I didn't eat anything.
Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:26 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
^dude, if you registered just for this thread then I salute you!
As for my own movements, I have no idea, I dont keep a tally.
Either-Or: Defication: Morning or before bed
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:56 pm
by robert thefamilyghost_Archive
uh whenever i have to...usually in the middle of the day during work...of course morning would be the worst 'cuz i'm pressed for time...i wake up as late as possible to still be able to get to work on time...thus leaving little or no time for turds...my schedule tends to be pretty regulated and such a thing hardly ever happens...