Satirical music news website: thehardtimes.net The Hard Times:
1They've been churning out a lot of content recently. I'm sure it'll get stale eventually, but for now it seems to be pretty reliably entertaining.NC.Some of my favourites:Record Collector in Poor Condition Scores VG++ GirlfriendNardwuar Surprises Jesus with Original Ten Commandment TabletsPC Punk Loses Last Facebook FriendIn a valiant display of his true progressiveness, local punk Chris Francis has officially freed himself of all his Facebook friends due to their offensive inability to align themselves with every single one of his outlandish worldviews.The self-described anarchist was originally met with support for his poignant postings about the most important issues of the day, but ex-Facebook friends say the young activist slowly lost his way, posting dozens of statuses a day demanding complete and utter devotion to his increasingly unhinged political ideologies in order to be his friend on Facebook.One recent post stated, œPlease unfriend me if you still own a dictionary that lists the word ˜bitch and think that is OK in 2015. We Asked 7 People Who Aren t Women How To Get More Women Involved in PunkD-Beat Band Sure 2015 Tour Will Finally Smash The SystemNation Finally Comes Together to Ban Guns N RosesVegan, Straight Edge, Libertarian, Bike Messenger Unsure What To Lead With In Tinder BioMale-Fronted Hardcore Band Proves That Guys Can Rock, TooThe vocalist is so good you can hardly tell he's a guyLocal Hardcore Legend Has Really Shitty JobMembers of œGuilty of Being White Say It Was the Last Song Name Available