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Tombstone - The Princess Who Faded Into Not Giving A Fuck About Patriarchy

Last Words - Fuck All King Woke Feminists

Tombstone: anchovy and tomato

Wake/Funeral Song: Turn Me Loose by Loverboy

I would like my tombstone to say "Pull My Finger" And I would like to be buried with my skeletal hand pointing upward towards the sky.

Tombstone: 1971- 2075
Last words: “Nice workout gang. I feel great!”

I’m a flabby-ass from a family of men who don’t live past 70.

Funeral song- “Are You Experienced”. I used to think I wanted “Terminal Crush” by Lungfish played at my funeral, but I’d prefer the former.

Method of burial- none. I’d like to be left in some remote place to be picked apart by vultures and whatnot. There’s a forensics study area south of Austin that lets bodies decay out in the open for research.

tommy wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:18 am Wake/Funeral Song: Turn Me Loose by Loverboy

GREAT song, might be a better song to actually die to, though.

Tombstone: I'll leave this one for others to decide.

Last Words: "Doctor, I have come to ask you to tell me everything you know about the night."

Funeral Songs(s): Fripp & Eno's No Pussyfooting ("Heavenly Music Corporation b/w Swastika Girls")

For my tombstone, if I find or think of something better than this, I'll let you know:

Name-lost cheerful Saxon of the 14th century wrote:Earth took of earth earth with woe;
Earth another earth to the earth drew;
Earth laid earth in earthen trough;
Then had earth of earth earth enough.

Last words: I'm quite comfortable here, thank you.

"And we outta here. Peace!"

None of that. Just plonk me in one of these laced through with the finest cubensis, and come back once in a while to enjoy the harvest.

Mint Mile's "Disappearing Music" would be a good soundtrack for dumping my remains into the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Either "fuck white supremacy" or the 1980s Toyota logo. Perhaps both.