Phaser to maximum, aim, shoot, orange-glo silhouette of screaming person fading into nothingness.

1. Using the phrase "Sunday Funday."
2. Using the word "vacay" or similar such syllable dropping in a vain attempt to not sound 45.
3. Using corporate newspeak. Leverage is not a verb, jackass.
4. Saying "tremolo" when you mean "vibrato."

You've just got to embrace them and see how many you can shoehorn in for maximum annoyance "ixnay on the Sunday Funday vacay hombre"

ErickC wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 3:50 pm Phaser to maximum, aim, shoot, orange-glo silhouette of screaming person fading into nothingness.

1. Using the phrase "Sunday Funday."
2. Using the word "vacay" or similar such syllable dropping in a vain attempt to not sound 45.
3. Using corporate newspeak. Leverage is not a verb, jackass.
4. Saying "tremolo" when you mean "vibrato."

Using “gift” as a verb
Pronouncing “processes” as “process-ies”
“This tea is hot” and “say it again for the people in the back”

Being James Corden

Starting and ending every sentence with "to be fair".

biscuitdough wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 4:47 pmUsing “gift” as a verb

Oh, that reminds me: using "borrow" as a substitute for "lend," that's another one.

"Learnings".

FFS.

Fuck off, Grasshopper.

Vaping in my home or car. I'll wait until I'm dead to be embalmed, thank you.

Anyone telling me to “do my due diligence” will instantly get vaporized.

biscuitdough wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 4:47 pm Pronouncing “processes” as “process-ies”

It's the old pretentious, mistaking Latin plurals for Greek, like a reverse of when people think they're being sharp saying octopuses as octupi.

I hate the shit out of people saying "Sorry, not sorry".

These are the words of someone who pictures themselves as Jack Nicholson or Martin Sheen reading a room of people the riot act only to have them erupt into a slow clap, when in reality they are more like Paris Hilton who knows she jumped right off the on-ramp in front of someone outside of LAX and couldn't be bothered to use her blinker.