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Five Finger Death Punch is metal for people who would rather be listening to Beyonce.

Nickelback is grunge for people who would rather be listening to Britney Spears.

Nine Inch Nails is Coil for people who would rather be listening to Soft Cell

Big Brave is Haim for people who would rather be listening to early Swans.

To be honest, I'm not sure I fully understand the rules here. Also, I like all three bands for the record.

*gets coat*

Mastodon is thrash for people who would rather be listening to Hanna Montana.

Jimbo wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 7:38 am Mastodon is thrash for people who would rather be listening to Hanna Montana.

I now have the words to express my feelings for the milquetoast "metal" band Mastodon, gracias

BeyondThePale wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:37 am Nine Inch Nails is Coil for people who would rather be listening to Soft Cell

Amazing. Accurate.

tommy wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:30 am

BeyondThePale wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:37 am Nine Inch Nails is Coil for people who would rather be listening to Soft Cell

Amazing. Accurate.

I listen to all three, and now I want to hear all three at once.

Nickelback is metal for people who would rather be listening to Toby Keith

rsmurphy wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:43 am

tommy wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:30 am

BeyondThePale wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:37 am Nine Inch Nails is Coil for people who would rather be listening to Soft Cell

Amazing. Accurate.

I listen to all three, and now I want to hear all three at once.

Non Stop Erotic Cabaret is honestly the only record by any of these bands that ever gets thrown on at home. Probably biannually.

Gwar is heavy metal for people who would rather be watching Double Dare and You Can't Do That On Television.