You catch her in bed with a dial up modem that she is whipping with a Cat-5 cable.

vagina just wad of crumpled oily tinfoil

or

penis is USB-Circumcised

she arrived by post
whispered talk when you go on dates
nobody attends wedding

She's able to drive a car properly.


...


Booooo!

Had a bad date once where the lady just put food in her mouth and awkwardly munched her jaws, letting all the food just fall out on the table and floor. Didn't think too much of it at first. Some people eat kinda like Cookie Monster, usually not adults, but I'm try to be open minded. Thought it was kinda odd how she just poured water down the back of her throat with no swallowing motion save a few twitches and kinda modulated voice. I could hear it sloshing later when we were walking out. She asked to use my phone charger while I went in to pay for gas. When I came out, the car barely started, and that battery was shot a week later. I'm sure there were other signs, but I just didn't put it all together at the time. Looking back, seems like I might have dodged a bullet. Or missed something special? I'm not really up on robot partners. Maybe we shouldn't generalize.

Never seen or heard her crap, piss, or fart.

She emits a soft, whirring noise when she walks.

her name is Miku

ChudFusk wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 6:23 pm her name is Miku

Genius!

Gets delusional while drunk on WD-40. Says that she invented thermal dynamics and then launches into triad about how the world will be a better place when "her kind" take over.

Voight-Kampff results

Spends most of her time in the closet recharging. Makes massage appointments at a welding shop. Has a Gyrocologist