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I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 3:02 am
by ErickC
"Before we use any power tools, let's take a minute to talk about shop safety. Be sure to read, understand, and follow all of the safety rules that come with your power tools. Knowing how to use power tools properly will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And, remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear these, safety glasses."

Re: I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 3:06 am
by A_Man_Who_Tries
"Richard's Salon, the image makers, Holiday Innnnnnnnn,
Seven-o-two, double four,
Seven-o-two, double four."

Re: I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 4:57 am
by twelvepoint
“Negative b, plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four-a-c, all over 2a”

I had to use this recently to help my son with homework. Was very excited!

Re: I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 8:01 am
by losthighway
"Now you have a friend in the diamond business, The Shane Company. Just off Arapahoe Road on Imporia Street one mile east of I-25."

- Hey yo, Tariq!
- What's up?
- How's your microphone sound?
- It sounds tight.
- Aight, well show 'em what it's about.
- We bout to blow up the spot, cause you must have forgot we double trouble bubble, bubble, bubble, bubbly hot.

Re: I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 8:06 am
by penningtron
Up down up down left right left right B A B A start

Re: I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 8:08 am
by PASTA
losthighway wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2024 8:01 am "Now you have a friend in the diamond business, The Shane Company. Just off Arapahoe Road on Imporia Street one mile east of I-25."

- Hey yo, Tariq!
- What's up?
- How's your microphone sound?
- It sounds tight.
- Aight, well show 'em what it's about.
- We bout to blow up the spot, cause you must have forgot we double trouble bubble, bubble, bubble, bubbly hot.
Cheers! Morning listen sussed!

Re: I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 8:18 am
by Tree
losthighway wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2024 8:01 am "Now you have a friend in the diamond business, The Shane Company. Just off Arapahoe Road on Imporia Street one mile east of I-25.
Should be no surprise that this is the very first thing I thought of.

When you're done there, 🎶you take I-25 to exit 235, then five miles west to the Tree Faaaaaarm🎶

Re: I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 3:20 pm
by Christopher
Self-discipline is the careful training and control of oneself.

...which I had to write on a chalkboard 100? 150? times in seventh grade, Bart Simpson-style, as Mr. Stein sat and watched while eating Long John Silver's.

I still dream of killing him with a dull knife.

Re: I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 3:24 pm
by zircona1
Christopher wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2024 3:20 pm Self-discipline is the careful training and control of oneself.

...which I had to write on a chalkboard 100? 150? times in seventh grade, Bart Simpson-style, as Mr. Stein sat and watched while eating Long John Silver's.
On a piece of paper 50? 100? times in 3rd (or 4th?) grade I had to write:

"I know I should be quiet in the library."

I missed most of a recess because of this shit.

Re: I can't remember the Gettysburg address, but I can remember...

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2024 3:39 pm
by LuciousSandwich
" from Manesquan to Cape Henlopen.."