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this is a sour end to whatever career he had left.
https://tonyortega.substack.com/p/ugh-l ... evan-dando

As a dude, I really struggle to relate to these men who mistakenly think someone wants them to whip it out and send a photo. Like 9,999 times out of 10,000 the answer is no, this person does not want a dick pic. Maybe (aside from mental illness and predatory traits) it's the fact that many men would welcome unsolicited nudes sent to them so they figure a cell phone pic of their wang is going to really tantalize someone. And still I can only imagine myself having a brief friendly exchange with a stranger on social media and then receiving pictures of their genitals. At that point their attractiveness or gender probably couldn't make it much less jarring. It's like they all need a buddy to DM for advice before proceeding. "No dude, don't send pics/video. She will not like it."

It may be the harder, more circuitous route, but the right way to do this has already been laid out plainly by Ernest Borgnine: star in Airwolf, try to age gracefully, go on national television and gently state "I masturbate a lot", put it out there and see who it resonates with.

hbiden@onlyfans.com wrote: Thu Feb 12, 2026 6:17 am oh no, what's wrong with evan dando?

Nobody told him to stay offline during a bender.

Curry Pervert wrote: Thu Feb 12, 2026 9:20 am

hbiden@onlyfans.com wrote: Thu Feb 12, 2026 6:17 am oh no, what's wrong with evan dando?

Nobody told him to stay offline during a bender.

Never enjoyed Lemonheads, but the poor dude sounds seriously messed up. Lady on the receiving end alternately thinking this is a police matter or meant for TMZ is hilarious. Like Evan Dando from Sao Paolo is really going to creep up on a grown woman in Dayton or wherever you live with your cuckold husband. How about you just tell Evan it was uncool and stop responding to him. It feels like everybody is very respectful of sexual deviancy these days, but an oldschool burn-out dingbat touches his wiener on a webcam, and it's the end of the world. Give the guy a break, he's struggling. I feel bad for his poor wife dealing with such an idiot. Goes without saying, but for clarity, it is a very different deal if it devolves into actual harassment.

losthighway wrote: Thu Feb 12, 2026 7:32 am As a dude, I really struggle to relate to these men who mistakenly think someone wants them to whip it out and send a photo. Like 9,999 times out of 10,000 the answer is no, this person does not want a dick pic.

I don't even like looking at my own dick so it baffles me that dudes will be like, "Yeah, I know what will seal the deal..."

I caught The Lemonheads a few years ago when they were doing "It's a Shame..." anniversary shows. Somewhat telling that Juliana Hatfield was the opener (and absolutely destroyed) but refused to play with him. His voice was shot, he looked really rough, and he could barely play his own songs.

I also listened to him on a podcast a year or two ago and he sounds like a mess.

True story: I keep multiple photos of Richard Nixon and Dick Van Dyke on my phone so I can troll my friends with "unsolicited Dick pics."

Tricky.

I’m here all week

Cool guy alert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ph3WQohCew

Born into money, god-given good looks, never really hearing the word 'no', and having the addiction gene on tilt is a bruuuutal combo.

Bummer. Endgame is bleak.