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again sorry if you have done this before but i dont know.


ok. it makes me laugh but britney spears "this loneliness is killing me"

is changed to "these are underpants are killing me"

stupid but makes me laugh

the eagles hotel california

"i had to stop for the night"

changed to " i had to stop for a shite"

ha ha ha ha cant stop.


stupid but i bet people will now sing what we put here

Third Eye Blind - Some Shitty-Ass Song: "Everyone has to face down the demons" becomes "Everyone has toothpaste on the ceiling"

Smokey Robinson - Tears of a Clown: "Although she may be cute she's just a substitute" becomes "Although she may be cute she's just a prostitute"

Otis Redding - Hard to Handle:
"Boys and things that come by the dozen
But that ain't nothin' but drug store lovin'
Pretty little thing, let me light your candle'
Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle, now, gets around"
becomes
"na na na na na Stove Top Stuffin'
That Ain't Nothin' but a cold bran muffin
Hey little thing, electric can opener
is better than mechanical can opener, yes it is"

Peter Gabriel - In your Eyes: "In your Eyes" becomes "In your Ass"

Scorpions - "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane"

Jeff - "Here I am, hangin' out at Burger King"

these are the the two that always come to mind.

one toke over the line sweet jesus " don't jump over the line sweet jesus"

dirtry deeds and there done dirt cheap " dirty deeds and the thunder chief"

i have loads.

i think everyone in my office just changes words and they then stick.

christinas Genie in a bottle has become genie in a vauxhall.

sophie ellis bexter "murder on the dancefloor" has also become "beef burger on the dancefloor"

sack of smashed assholes wrote:these are the the two that always come to mind.

one toke over the line sweet jesus " don't jump over the line sweet jesus"

dirtry deeds and there done dirt cheap " dirty deeds and the thunder chief"

"dirty deeds done with sheep"

In a similar way to Linus, I find myself replacing the word "substitute" for "prostitute", but I do it in the song by The Who. This has now become habit. I too enjoy singing "burger on the dancefloor", but I really make myself laugh when I hear that song, by making her voice even more English-sounding.

"Deej-Eye, gonna burn this god damn hise right dine!"

I know there are some others I do, but I can't think off hand what they are...

emile ford & the checkmates "what do you want to make those eyes at me for"

we change it to

"well what dya wanna make pork pies for me for"

well i know this is probably some where on the lines of blasphemy, but

nirvana, come as you are

"memory of"="dan marino"
an old friend of mine told me that and i hear it in my head every time. sorry, but now i think the curse is yours.