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This is fucking amazing! You gotta listen to "Secret Sign." This is the funniest shit I've heard in a while. Oh, oh...and make sure you answer "no" to the accepting jesus question:

http://www.crusadenow.com/

The vocals were too high in the mix. Other than that, it was okay.

That's almost certainly a Butch Vig Joint. It was missing the following things IMO:

--Flange
--Rotary speakers
--Palm muting
--Henry Rollins

When those raghead Arabistanis hear rock and roll like this they'll be queuing up at their local Wal*Marts for copies of the Bible.

cock fun at its bestest

These guys are completely worthless. Not even that good for laughing at. Awful.

Why is Christian rock universally bad? Theoretically, isn't it at least possible that somebody could make rock and roll music to glorify Christ and not have it suck shitty butthole? Like, theoretically?

The only things that come to mind are His Name is Alive and Tri-Danielson. The first are committed Christians, but, despite the name, I almost never hear it coming out in the music. The second, I'm not familiar with. Does the Christianity come out in the music? Is the music rock and roll? Is the music good? If yes, why are they the only ones?

Linus Van Pelt wrote:The only things that come to mind are His Name is Alive and Tri-Danielson. The first are committed Christians, but, despite the name, I almost never hear it coming out in the music. The second, I'm not familiar with. Does the Christianity come out in the music? Is the music rock and roll? Is the music good? If yes, why are they the only ones?

I'd rate Low and Pedro the Lion as both very good and definitely Christian.

MXPX rocks the lame ass.

Angry_Dragon wrote:MXPX

A couple weeks ago I saw an MXPX video on JBTV.
Even for a band that has always been horrendous and pointless, it was a terrible video and a terrible song.
Aren't these guys in their 30s by now? Still writing bland and hook-less pop punk songs, still as shitty as they were 10 years ago?
There is something really pathetic about dudes in their 30s playing pop-punk for the Hot Topic set.
Maybe Green Day isn't pathetic. But that's about it.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Why is Christian rock universally bad?

Because the audience doesn't give a shit what it sounds like, they'll still buy it and go to the shows etc. Low standards!

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Danielson

Danielson is all sorts of great. One song, called "I Love My Lord," has only one lyric - that being "I Love My Lord." So yes the Christianity comes out.

Isn't Low Mormon? Is that Christian?

I like Pedro, and Sufjan Stevens, and I think I might like Zao. Most of it is damned awful.

spoot wrote: Is that Christian?

http://dict.die.net/mormon/