anybody got a surname that sounds like a verb?

i once met a guy called Barn Stradlin - i always picture an enormous giant sat a-top a farm building

got a conservative candidate round here called conor burns - i sure would like to find out if he does.

any offers?

I went to school with a tim boneser...

Although not a verb name, I once got served in a shop by Sikh guy whose name tag read:

Anil Mistri.

my lab instructor's name is Hunter Slay, how cool is that?

I went to school with a guy named B.J. Dick.

this is not a lie.

my neice has a friend called courtney fish

and i have a client called wayne kerr.

Do spam email names count? For a while now, I've been keeping a list of spam names that slay me. In the past couple weeks, I've received emails from:

Junta Potts
Garbage Koehler
Asymptotic Garrison
Detractor Rogers
Bedevil Dixon
Houston Ho
Contestant Parra

once had a substitute teacher in high school called "richard pearce" aka dick pierce.

guy who i work with is called richard stickler.

mr. R Stickler

old NASCAR driver:


dick trickle