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listen, i'm a simple country living man. I love similes and hard sex. But I will not stand for you microphone slinging bastards trying to get a romp in the hay with my daughter, Deborah. She's been writing crazy stories to y'all under the name "The Swede". i've been following all the posts, and i see how you mixer licking douches talk to her. Like wolves! So stay away from her!!

what's your position on us humping up on you instead? cool?

of course. what do you think i am?? weird?

If you're daughter looks anything like her avatar, then you won't have to worry about anyone humping her.

Not even if she pays us...
















ok, maybe for 5 bucks

she looks like me, except with a fuller beard.

Not even circus humping? Cause I have always had this wacky dream about me and a bearded lady. Come on Vince how much for the girl?

i'll not have you fader sliding simpletons talk about getting randy with the light of my life!!!!!!!!






how 'bout 6 bucks?

Please excuse my father. He is a sad, sexy, sexy man. It is true. He is my fat father, and i must confess, that i have been lured by you men and your damnable XLR inputs. Even if my own be the female receptacle. I feel that my abusive father Clortho, and the poor role model that is Ma Clortho, have driven me to being what you have all now seen before you. A poor confused child with a head like a flashdancer and snow shoes haphazardly tied to my bare feet.

Father, why have you done this? The façade was carefully placed, and now you have (for the fourth time by my count) forced me naked into the world of Rock and roll. Is this because I stole your liquid Bismuth? Could it be that I downloaded your tits? Father, you exceptionally fat bitch, what can I do to find your affection?

it wasn’t me. i’m married!

Vince Clortho wrote:i'll not have you fader sliding simpletons talk about getting randy with the light of my life!!!!!!!!






how 'bout 6 bucks?

Sold. And I'll even throw in my camel scrotum hip flask and a donut.

Who are you calling Randy? My names Earl!