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Often on this board there are questions addressed to "Steve", and I have made light of these, but I guess the bug has bit me because I am now going to ask "Steve"? some questions that I think need answering. I know that rascal is often cagey, and does not seem to answer these questions, but nevertheless I feel I need to ask them, so I can finish my "Steve" scrapbook. Here goes:

1)Steve, If I may call you that, do you like food?

(FOLLOW UP) If so, when?

2) If you were trapped inside of a burning elevator, what would your "desert island" records be?

(FOLLOWUP) At what temperature do you think you would burn?

3)Are the Ramones?

(FOLLOWUP) Or Not?

4) According to the U. S. Census, the population of the United States in 1860 numbered 31,443,321 persons. Of these, approximately 23,000,000 were in the 22 Northern states and 9,000,000 in the 11 Southern states. Of the latter total, 3,500,000 were slaves. Do you like Dogs?

(FOLLOWUP) Hey, whats up with those tape costs?

5) I've heard what you have to say about it before (we all know the public personae, Steve) but what do you really think of Off Axis Rejection?
(FOLLOWUP) Where?

Thanks for your time Steve, I know you have been asked this stuff by thousands of fan boys, but I really appreciate it?

yeah swede, like Steve will really reveal if he likes dogs or not. By the way, i'm not you!! We both know this.

Stop being a dick Clortho, i am You...

And Steve will answer me, cause i've got heart. A big fat, smelly heart! And he's gonna recognize this and soon me and him will be recording stuff together, and we will laugh out loud about stuff, and then maybe have a beer, and i won't even bother him about things he's done or act all weird, just like two BEST FRIENDS EVER!!!! FUCK YOU CLORTHO!!!!

Steve, he's a Dick, and i would boot his bearded ass off yer site...

Swede, I am not telling the truth, but I know that your only passions in life are halter tops and laser floyd. I'll be damned if I get kicked off this board, because i have no where else to live. buy me MCdonalds.

Steve, I have it on good authority this TheSwede he speaketh the truth... and also that his heart is pretty big (and definitely smelly).

But I must warn you, tread lightly on TheSwede as he has no respect for the feline.

He is a "dog man" throughout.

And not to be friended, only acquaintanced.

good luck,

You'll need it.

You know, it takes a real reptilian fat ass to rag on Laser Floyd. That shit rules...

Steve, seriously, put this pugilistic share cropping tight ass on the curb...

Ahh... theMilford, i almost missed you in my retort to Clortho..

Don't you blow this for me... i got em right where i want em, and he's soooo gonna give me a job when we play the giant piano in the toy store together with our feet.


I'll be at the KB in Danbury, when yer ready Steve...

I almost want to start a band named Laser Floyd.

Yer all in my way!!!!

C'mon Steve, Answer the damn questions!
ok, ok, heres the deal...

You let me come over and we can totally do a model together (i got a wicked snap together of an RCA ribbon, cause the gluey ones are fucking hard bro...) and give me, say, a shout out on the new Shellac record,

And we will call it even!



C'mon.

also can i have a tb 500 as well please?