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I think I'm going to vomit.
In case you missed it, Madonna introduced her boredom-classic disco anthem "ray of light" by telling us it's time to start a revolution.
It's a good thing that useless and irrelevant rock stars are able to take a break from grueling photo ops and cult meetings to help heal the world.
Where would we all be without them?
By the way, what the hell happened to Sir Jag-Bag himself? He looks like he's been ridden hard and put away wet.
I find myslef longing for a Billy Ocean solo performance.
Where are Sting, Elton John, and Phil Collins when you need them the most?
Free hugs for everyone.
yuck.

Elton John was there, he played. Apparantly he also did a duet with that ugly smackhead twat out of the tabloids.

I guess I overreacted. I hope that he played "Candle in the wind."

I think I was all wrong about this whole thing from the start. I actually love it when celebrities sober up long enough to lend their talents to such a noble cause. I'm going to rush to Western Union and post some money up Sir Bob's bum so Phil Collins can afford to take a supersonic jet across the pond to jam with Mick and Macca.

"there are people dying now! so give them the money"
-Sir Geldof (July 1985)

I should have checked your location. I meant Elton John was at the one in the UK.

wouldn't the world be better served if Pink Floyd gave the heal-the-world-festival-circuit a pass and used one of their fancy aeroplanes to air-drop a couple hundred cases of condoms over Ethiopia?
for fuck's sake.

600,000 people.
awful music. sweaty pits.

"there are people dying now, so give me the money!"
Sir Bob Geldof (July 1985)

Rotten Tanx wrote:Elton John was there, he played. Apparantly he also did a duet with that ugly smackhead twat out of the tabloids.

Ahhh.

Wasnt he lovely.

I was there and it was as bad as the worst thing you could imagine... times two.

Maddy and Elton lecturing on poverty...


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fuck

Gramsci wrote:I was there and it was as bad as the worst thing you could imagine... times two.

Maddy and Elton lecturing on poverty...


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fuck

I trust you at least stayed long enough to witness the Smack-head vs Elton John mashup?

As far as I can tell, it was the worst musical spectacle of all time.

Oh, and let's not forget Bill Gates' lecture.

That was pure, unblemished cuntery.

Christ... the ex-cokehead with a £100 000 a year flower habit playing with a no-talent smackhead who didn't know the words, was almost as much fun as that billionaire has-been blonde harridan telling everyone to "start a fookin' revolution".

Trust me when the revolution comes, those asshats are first against the fucking wall.