Bullshit. Idiocy. They're flavourless.
What next, pulp-free orange juice? Sugarless soda pop? Non-alcoholic beer? Disease-free sex?
<cough>
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2I love the taste of Walter Malling in the morning. No, wait, that's not what we're talking about here...
Sorry, but you're plain wrong, young LAD. You and the tastebuds you rode in on.
Funnily enough, I was eating some only an hour ago, and it's the kind of fruit you simply cannot stop chowing down.
The flavour and texture are pretty untouchable as far as melons go. Stick one in a fridge and have it an hour or so later and I think you'll change your tune. Or maybe you won't actually. But you should.
Salút watermelon!
*EDIT*
These choices are not fair. I like eating the watermelon, and I have a healthy respect for the poop. But together, they no work.
*EDIT II*
Thinking about it, the watermelon I ate DID have seeds. So this entire post may well be CRAP in itself.
Sorry, but you're plain wrong, young LAD. You and the tastebuds you rode in on.
Funnily enough, I was eating some only an hour ago, and it's the kind of fruit you simply cannot stop chowing down.
The flavour and texture are pretty untouchable as far as melons go. Stick one in a fridge and have it an hour or so later and I think you'll change your tune. Or maybe you won't actually. But you should.
Salút watermelon!
*EDIT*
These choices are not fair. I like eating the watermelon, and I have a healthy respect for the poop. But together, they no work.
*EDIT II*
Thinking about it, the watermelon I ate DID have seeds. So this entire post may well be CRAP in itself.
Modified Fruit: Seedless Watermelon
4I despise the seedless waltermalling. it's tasteless and rather gummy.
Also, it freaks me the fuck out that they have engineered a fruit to not contain SEEDS, the elements of reproductive fitness, the purpose of its existence, according to that dork on the HMS Beagle (as extrapolated to the plant realm).
Regular waltermalling, I love. Eating large quantities very quickly caused many summer tummy aches when I was wee.
Also, it freaks me the fuck out that they have engineered a fruit to not contain SEEDS, the elements of reproductive fitness, the purpose of its existence, according to that dork on the HMS Beagle (as extrapolated to the plant realm).
Regular waltermalling, I love. Eating large quantities very quickly caused many summer tummy aches when I was wee.
Modified Fruit: Seedless Watermelon
5LAD wrote:Bullshit. Idiocy. They're flavourless.
I just had some seedless watermelon last night and it was fantastic.
Modified Fruit: Seedless Watermelon
6itchy mcgoo wrote:[I]t freaks me the fuck out that they have engineered a fruit to not contain SEEDS, the elements of reproductive fitness, the purpose of its existence...
You're absolutely correct.
Deseeding is a freaky practice.
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7Beautifully played.
But hey! This is a pretty rock'n album sleave, for a bunch of nutless choirboys.
Half of them appear to be Mick Jagger.
Modified Fruit: Seedless Watermelon
8One of the best things about watermelon is telling little kids that if they swallow the seeds, then a watermelon will grow in their stomach.
My older sister got me with that one when I was like 4 or 5 and I freaked out.
My mom had to tell me it wasn't true.
I then told my sister's kids this.
Their mother had to tell them it wasn't true.
This sequence of events is NOT CRAP.
Engineered watermelon is CRAP
My older sister got me with that one when I was like 4 or 5 and I freaked out.
My mom had to tell me it wasn't true.
I then told my sister's kids this.
Their mother had to tell them it wasn't true.
This sequence of events is NOT CRAP.
Engineered watermelon is CRAP
Modified Fruit: Seedless Watermelon
9LAD wrote:
Beautifully played.
Beautifully played, my sweet ham! I have never seen such a shameless excuse for posting one's band photo on this board. I see now that your esteemed code of ethics is nothing but a fig leaf, BRW.
Modified Fruit: Seedless Watermelon
10i agree, the seedless watermelon can be a little gummy. they can lack that fresh crisp water crunch of the seeded variety. but then, sometimes the seeded ones taste too grainy or even too sweet. i say not crap, depending.