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True Artist seeks Internship...

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:58 pm
by bm_Archive
Why would I make a good intern? I live to clean toilets. Everyday I shine my toilet utility belt just dreaming of the toilets I will clean. I don't even care about audio or any of this recording nonsense, I just want to clean the crap and piss off your toilets. And I'll clean them with the majestic style and beautiful rhythm of a true artist.

Another reason I would make a good intern is becasue I love making coffee. It's not the act of making the coffee I really enjoy, it's just knowing that people are drinking the coffee and eventually they will have to take a piss, and then I can clean another soiled toilet.

And if you really want to improve my job satisfaction, you will promise to mix Mexican food, beer, and bowel softeners at least once a week. Hey... I can dream, can't I?

thanks,
bm nobturner

True Artist seeks Internship...

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:56 am
by rob v_Archive
i wrote a hit play. what did you ever do?

True Artist seeks Internship...

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:13 am
by toomanyhelicopters_Archive
rob v. wrote:i wrote a hit play. what did you ever do?


O, R they? :wink:

True Artist seeks Internship...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:05 am
by bm_Archive
rob v. wrote:i wrote a hit play. what did you ever do?


Did that play involve dancing turds? If not, what qualifies you to clean crap?

bm nobturner