Q: how many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A: none. hippies only screw in dirty sleeping bags.



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Q: whats red and orange and looks good on a hippie?




A: FIRE!
(you can substitue hippie for indie rocker if you please)

Q. What's the worst thing about 5 hippies going over a cliff in a Monte Carlo?

A. A Monte Carlo seats 6.

This shit is bee-youtiful.

Q: How can you tell if a hippy's been in your house?







A: He's still there.


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Q: How many deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?







A: None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around the country.

What's the best place to hide $ from a hippie?

-Under the soap.

the coincidence being one of these jokes etched into the"1000 Hurts" LP, correct?

The circle is complete.

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Q: What did the hippie say when he went to the Dead concert and didn't drop acid?






A: This band SUCKS.

What did one deadhead say to the other when they ran out of weed?










Dude, this band sucks and you STINK

Q: How can you tell the difference between a sleeping hippie,
and a dead one?





A: The dead ones smell better.





Q: How do you make a hippie dance around like an idiot?





A: Wait 5 seconds.

(Hey man, it tastes like someone whizzed in my humice.......)

What's the difference between a hippy and an onion?

-you don't cry when you cut up a hippy

chris

ARISE!