The impending ban on smoking in Chicago is just another example of government trying to divert our attention to the real issue. And that issue is alchohol in our bars! Now, i think that there should be a ban on smoking, but lets face it, alchohol is a troublemaker just as much as smoking. It pollutes our streets (drunk people peeing on them) it makes our women looser and better looking (so-called "Beer Goggles") and makes conversations about Star Wars sound reasonable. In addition, people always blow alchohol on me and I always end up smelling of alchohol. As I am from appalachia, I have not showered in over a decade and this can be a problem. And you pretty much have to ban the gay people, because they LOVE to smoke ciggarettes and drink Sangria, but I guess that's a necessary evil. In conclusion, a new prohibition of smoking and alchohol can only benefit the local bar scene.

Have you noticed how every time you go to a bar it's full of people? They get in your way when you want to get to the bar, to the toilets, to the jukebox, or even if you just want to bust even the most modest of moves.

When o when will the government wake up and do something about this nuisance? This is the 90s for christs sake! Ban people from bars before it goes too far. I mean, like, this isn't Wales or some other third world country, you know?

True that.

It's like when i used to work retail... My god the people. It would have been an ideal store to work in it were not for all of those horrible bastards milling about asking for things.

Fuckers never understood when i had a muffin in my hands that my ass was not gonna help em.

But the neon was way cool. And always thought i looked sexier in a vest of bright red.

Yeah I just hate it when people talk... I really hate it when people call me on the phone and expect me to talk to them I really think we should ban talking too...

Vince Clortho wrote:The impending ban on smoking in Chicago is just another example of government trying to divert our attention to the real issue. And that issue is alchohol in our bars! Now, i think that there should be a ban on smoking, but lets face it, alchohol is a troublemaker.

You're probably right... we went to war in Afganistan and then in Iraq because 2,000 of our citizens were killed in a terrorist attack(or was that because we wanted some oil, I can never get that straight)

Anyway, how come we don't care that 25,000 American Citizens are gunned down every year by Drunk Driving Terrorists. That's 12 World Trade Center attacks per year. You know why... cuz there is nothing like a properly poured Guinness.

But if we will forgo 25,000 American lives a year for the sake of some beer, why do we give a crap that 2000 died on September 11. Why are we spending hundreds of billions on that war when we could be spending it on Free Guinness for everyone, which by the numbers, is obviously the priority here.

Just a thought...

bm nobturner

man I just want to smoke my brains out in the comforts of my own home