Premier Rock Forum

If you could have a monkey butler or a robot butler which would you choose?

Me, I'd like a robot cus you wouldn't have to change his diaper and you could play chess against him when he was done with all his chores.

Monkey butler easily is better because not only do you get to have a monkey but it will clean for you and wait on you.

Robots are so lame.

Where as monkey's are the animal kingdom's equivalent of ninjas, robots are stupidland's version of pirates.

i find there could be some problems with the monkey as a butler...say, for instance you have a monkey butler (we'll call him "Charles") and you're feeling a bit thirsty, lounding in your chair, smoking your pipe so you call out to your butler "exccuse me, Charles! might i get a cup of tea, please?" and instead of serving you tea he flings he shit at you and shrieks in a self-satisfied manner...

a robot butler, on the other hand, would be clean, efficient, and do whatever you told it to...thus, a robot would be the perfect choice as a butler...your only concern would to be extremely strict and oppressive in order to circumvent any future robot uprisings...

robert thefamilyghost wrote:"exccuse me, Charles! might i get a cup of tea, please?" and instead of serving you tea he flings he shit at you and shrieks in a self-satisfied manner...

I agree that this could be a problem but c'mon, monkeys are cute as long as they don't have rabies or crazy hardcore fangs.

A monkey butler could love you. Or a monkey butler could kill you.

This happens all the time, I'm sure of it.

A robot butler has no heart, so he would neither kill or love you, unless programmed to do so.

Go with the robot butler.

MrFood wrote:can't be done.

YOU FOOL! i have a VISION of man's UTOPIA and you naysayers are too BLIND to follow me!? well ROT in your primitive trappings! stay behind with the monkeys while mankind EVOLVES! nature and machines alike were borne to serve ME! WE ARE GODS!

Angriest_Dragon wrote:Where as monkey's are the animal kingdom's equivalent of ninjas, robots are stupidland's version of pirates.

For once, you got it twisted:



As for the poll, the poop factor wins out.

Robot Butler.

PS: WTF?

I never should have posted on this thread. It was a mistake.

I am sorry.

connor, in his second post on this thread, wrote:I never should have posted on this thread. It was a mistake.

I am sorry.

?

Don't apologize for being right and warning people about the dangers of monkey butlers!