Other words for wank.

Loretta_Archive

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Hey Guys.

Seeing as we are all offering some selfish love today how about telling me your slang or other words you use to describe this great past time.

Jay Arthur.

peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.

I guess she gonna go hungry tonight

Rodabod_Archive

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2 by Rodabod_Archive

Shivering a beauty

Cracking one off

Cleaning out the pipes

Five knuckle shuffle

Having a chug

Creaming one off

Tam shank

Army tank

Battering one off

The list goes on.......

run joe_ run_Archive

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3 by run joe_ run_Archive

Have at it, pal.

Back off man, I'm a scientist.

Peripatetic_Archive

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4 by Peripatetic_Archive

I like to "catch a whack" here and there.

Past tense: "Yeah, and then grandma called, and then after I got done talking to her, I caught a whack".

drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.

Mayfair_Archive

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5 by Mayfair_Archive

Was in a band with an Engish fellow and his term was..

"A bit of a polish"

...which should never be mistaken for...

"A bite of a Polish (as in sausage)"

themajormiller_Archive

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6 by themajormiller_Archive

Rub one out

Polish the bannister

Scratch the itch

Milk the man

Release the Kracken

Glue the laundry (if you finish in towels, sock, t-shirts, etc)

Play the Theremin

Slap the bass

Squeeze the cheese

Empty the spit valve

Bleed the freak

Make baby Jesus cry

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