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My life being almost completely devoid of sexual activity or alchohal consumption, I think this is site and this man are possible the best things to ever hit civilization since the invention of masturbating. Check it out and decide for yourself. www.tuckermax.com

total crap.

also total bullshit- it's fictional. dude is the proverbial three dollar bill stuffed in a french horn.

Whether the "Famous Sushi Pants Story" is fictional or not, it still merits a NOT CRAP.

he was looking for a roommate a while back. the deal was, you would have a room in the basement, right next to the bar, and you had to be prepared for there to be people getting drunk and being loud, any time of day or night, right outside your bedroom door.

my old roommate from DC is the one who told me about it, showed me the ad, cause he *really* wanted to move in to show this clown a thing or two about how to party. good luck Austin, TX, these old roommate comes to live in your town so very soon! beware!

tucker is fucker. CRAP!

Whitehat with unexceptional whitehat stories. Crap.

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"My name is Tucker Max, and I am asshole."

Then why the living fuck do I want to read your website? If it were all fake, all of it, the entire thing, every facet of his persona, every detail of every story, then I might give it a NC for being believable satire of a whitecap dickwad. But I have a feeling that it's all either true, or wishful thinking. Saying you're an asshole doesn't make you less of an asshole. If anything, it makes you more of an asshole.

Crap.

I'll take Maddox any day (even these days, when he's gotten a lot less funny and a lot less prolific).

This man and his exploits could be used to start a a class war of massive proportions, if exploited right. Still crap.

Lame exaggerated crap.

What's a whitecap?

night_tools wrote:
What's a whitecap?

"Whitehat" is generally interchangeable with "fratboy", due to their propensity to wear embroidered white baseball caps. A very popular white hat is pictured here:

Examples of using "whitehat" in a sentence:

"If one more drop of Old Style touches my arm, I'm going to throw this drunk fucking whitehat down onto Sheffield Avenue."

"The whitehat confronted me after I broke his Dave Matthews Band CD, so I hit him in the face and his nose exploded."

"Before we left the whitehat party, I stole two cases of beer and shit in their dryer."