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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:02 pm
by Barbara (in accounting)_Archive
Hey Gals, What’s with the Men?
Men with remote controls are like birds, only they don’t crap on statues when the football is on!
If women ruled the world, all men’s underwear would have unique characteristics!
Men are like buildings; but only they didn’t!
You can tell who designed bathrooms: Men did!
Why is it when a man asks for directions he doesn’t know them?
Q: Why can’t a man find the Laundry basket?
A: Because it may be improperly located! Ha!
If men knew how to cook, they would have scissors for hands!
fwd: fROM THE GAL S AT WORK (AIN T IT THE TRUTH THOUGH!)
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:09 pm
by themajormiller_Archive
Can I fuck your mouth??
Love,
Major
fwd: fROM THE GAL S AT WORK (AIN T IT THE TRUTH THOUGH!)
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:13 pm
by Rodabod_Archive
Can I watch?
fwd: fROM THE GAL S AT WORK (AIN T IT THE TRUTH THOUGH!)
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:21 pm
by Angriest_Dragon_Archive
Can I have a popsicle?
fwd: fROM THE GAL S AT WORK (AIN T IT THE TRUTH THOUGH!)
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:21 pm
by Peripatetic_Archive
Barbara (in accounting) wrote:Hey Gals, What’s with the Men?
Men with remote controls are like birds, only they don’t crap on statues when the football is on!
If women ruled the world, all men’s underwear would have unique characteristics!
Men are like buildings; but only they didn’t!
You can tell who designed bathrooms: Men did!
Why is it when a man asks for directions he doesn’t know them?
Q: Why can’t a man find the Laundry basket?
A: Because it may be improperly located! Ha!
If men knew how to cook, they would have scissors for hands!
Barbara, as in Barbara "Ma" Clortho? How long has it been? Good to see you!
Angriest_Dragon wrote:Can I have a popsicle?
Can I watch?
fwd: fROM THE GAL S AT WORK (AIN T IT THE TRUTH THOUGH!)
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:56 pm
by toomanyhelicopters_Archive
Angriest_Dragon wrote:Can I have a popsicle?
why do they call it a popsickle? it's not shaped like a sickle... and it doesn't pop!
can i barf?
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:35 pm
by ironyengine_Archive
toomanyhelicopters wrote:Angriest_Dragon wrote:Can I have a popsicle?
why do they call it a popsickle? it's not shaped like a sickle... and it doesn't pop!
can i barf?
It bears a slight resemblance to an icicle, though, toomanypuppychoppers.
Can I ride?