notice this also: as frank has no ears, he also has no nose, which makes him "senseless," with the exception of his eyes and hands and taste buds, so maybe only 2/5 senseless, much as this conversation about the morality of joking the dead. to quote the episcopalean leader on my sinbox the other day...

hey, uh, as a tenth grade english teacher, i can't take any pissing contest about grammar and spelling...all day, i witness brains that just can't cut the written mustard. i've never heard any of my bato locos de mexico say something along the lines of, 'yo halba espanol.' americans have very little...

the only bird with a sense of smell: turkey vultures. i wonder if that sense has ever confused the TV to the point of attacking a live, menstrating owl...?

hey angry dragon, i read somewhere about a halloween shellac show. person writing it found it strange to see three mic stands on stage pre-show. shellac, if i may, with the precipitous david yow fronting come on, dressed in pistol regalia, do the entire 'never mind the bullocks' lp, at leave it at t...

vance is right on. i teach high school english, and i watch a lot of kids drop out. i don't buy into the philosophy that college is the ONLY way to make a (good) living in this world, but it damn sure helps. i know a guy who dropped high school and now makes three times as much as me...only b/c a cl...

this may not go over well here, but i understand that Medeski Martin and Wood have now added like 4 PJ Harvey covers to their set...very strange indeed.