I hate hitting women, a girl has to say something REAL fucked up to me before I hit them.

if some dude hit my girlfriend, I'd want to know what she did wrong. If she was way out of line then I'd be glad someone else was there to help keep her in line. Women don't have any discipline anymore so they don't respect us. I've only had to whack my current girl 4 times this last year, but boy w...

ok.
no.
i do not have a question for him.

who the fuck is steve?

i first discovered that i had lice in September. I was pissed and depressed at first, but as it turns out it's really not all that bad. I don't really like them but at the same time they're not so bad. I drink pretty heavily and take pain-killers and anti-depressants so i don't even feel them so i'm...

i heard that Toomanyhelicopters is fuckin PISSED and he's suing that cab company, the nightclubs, and the movie theaters to make them return all of those old needles that were stolen from him.

Dear Sonsabitches: It is time for you to set the record straight on a subject that I hold very dear. I have asked local merchants and they have been unable to assuage my anger. Actually, most of them don't speak a word of the fucking King's English, so getting anything more than clicks and whistles ...

maybe if you babies keep whining and bitching about Bush winning TWO elections time will reverse itself

GEORGE W BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT SINCE RONALD REAGAN!

Because I live in an affluent neighborhood I have noticed a trend the past few Halloweens amongst our "guests" from south of the border and with negroes. Vans and SUVs will pull up to my street and disgorge dozens of wetbacks and little thugs from other areas of the city in order to as usual get fre...

you're "proud" of calling the cops on your little bro for kickin your ass?
what started this fight again?
he borrow yer lipstick without asking?