Ok.. correct me if I'm wrong... I thought there was to be NO explanations, no qualifiers, no "Well, the first two records and maybe his session work on the Carpenter's 4th single", just "Crap" or "Not Crap". That's the fun part to me, agonizing over the call. Ok, maybe not agonizing <G>. Rigidly you...

Richard Pryor:
Redd Foxx:
Steve Albini:
Eddie Murphy:
Pigmeat Markham:
Chris Rock:
Bernie Mack:
Blowfly:

Gastr del Sol - Crap Jim O'Rourke - Crap Eno - Not Crap Fripp - Not Crap Belew - Crap Tony Visconti - Not Crap !!! - Not Crap Wire - Not Crap Jandek - Crap Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Not Crap Trans Am - Crap Slits - Not Crap Feelies - Not Crap Syd Barrett - Not Crap Bjork - Crap Sebadoh - Crap Royal Trux - ...

Metal Urbain:
Frank Sinatra:
Lynard Skynard:
Steve Miller (again):
Glen Branca:
Whitehouse:
The Sweet:
Shellac:
Willie Nelson:
Lightning Bolt:
Oneida: