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Where's the "abjectly shite" option??

muzorewi's daughter wrote:not crap, obviously.

And here's why -

Police fucking Truck.

Nico Adie wrote:They're crap, for sure.

XTRMNTR is decent so I'll give them a waffle.

Exactamundo.

Dirty, stinking "hippies" who pull out an American Express Platinum Card to pay for a Dylan bootleg.

jb - BMW drivers who steal from charity shops (yeah - I witnessed that)

jw - Parents who dress their toddlers in Armani and Paul Smith


Ken doll with realistic genitalia:

Going to rent ...

Stumbling then falling forward while running, and trying to run faster to keep from eating it face first.

jb failing to hold hot fart in whilst travelling on crowded public transport

jw (assuming faster running ploy comes off) treading in wodge of dog shit and almost slithering over on to ...

Licking an envelope quickly and getting a paper cut on your tongue...

jb: getting up and standing on the headphone cable to have it jerk your ears and whip the cans off

jw: biting yourself whilst hurriedly scoffing a bacon double cheese burger

Leonard's obsure kid brother, Kenny Bruce ...

I'm owing a kenny, so here goes:

mayonaise with french-fries/chips

Crap. 1. Where's the pole?

Love thy Neighbour.