(working from memory so 'scuse inaccuracies)

"she's staying with me so word from the top is out of bounds"

"right, got it, hands off, look but don't touch"

"what d'ya mean look?"

"shake hands, be friendly. just one question though"

"yeah?"

"what if she's up for it?"

"I will not have her tunnel bandied about this office willy-nilly"

"I won't do sloppy seconds"

The office is fucken great. I've only seen 2 episodes but they need to put it on broadcast tv so I can see them all! Come on PBS!
There are reasons that US comedy is loud and crap and why British comedy is usually quiet and actually funny......
anyway NOT CRAP!!!

The complete first season is out on DVD, btw

However, the second season won't be out until April

If you go to the BBC site, they have various clips from the second season, like David's dance, which is hilarious

Not crap, but fell under the danger of people (who, ironically, were like David Brent) doing impressions of the fucking show 24/7. Much like what happened with Ali G.

They also quit while they were ahead, so definitely not crap.

2nd season now on sale at Amazon.

Maybe Amazon UK, but it won't be released until 20 Apr here in the US

Sorry, I meant you could order it.

I've been going through the third season of Mr. Show-I think this is a little overrated, there are some funny sketches but overall it's a little lame