Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Friend! Rank these so recent faux pas of Rank!

To make Rank and then to make of this Rank yourself!
To make Rank that is of 2/3 taken from previous Rank by other guy!
Not to make speak of the fake italiano for your Rank!

Grazie! Prego! Okay!

Aha! She is juicy and full of the topical! So many of the young want the game made of season and veteraning! Not to have read it, La storia del Rank shame shame three times shame!

I make it this ranked, Mr.!

To make Rank that is of 2/3 taken from previous Rank by other guy! Hey, alright!! She is not of habits that I would hope to have the sharing unnecessary except when she but necessary and of the wit when used appropriately as device, see? Si!! More a kiss from Lady of Grand Coincidence demigoddess. Aha! See? You guy, you repeat self! Hey! Super great if you funny, or if funny if you forget you sew the rank of yourself from earliness of thread! It makes it double funny twice if you no know and other Knight of Rank he make it as a done and point to you this is the funny! This she the least of it, and therefore firstness in Rank!


To make Rank and then to make of this Rank yourself! Who wears them the horn of greenpants? One who post and Rank post then themselves! It has not - how you say in fake Italian English - the team sport player-guy parts! It is of the centered of self and young, wearing the short pants and smallness in the patience! Okay, okay, she is a device as well, but of the small use and only when to assure chortle-infusing! Very rare, this Rank played well by seasoned operator, and, so, where the fun is in it? Patience of the young! This second for not knowing better, but repeats self-treating bring you with the ringing silence!!

Not to make speak of the fake italiano for your Rank! Bastardo! How can you one be with the understanding of RANK if you have no love of l'italiano di falsificazione ?? WTF!!!?!! I say!! You no look at the street when plans make to cross? You stare-a at il cielo blu as if you were una persona debole del idiot and play at risk with the auto traffic?? No?? You no notice the number of the Giant Large posting amounts of thread of Rank? Caro Signore...there within are hundreds of the renderings artiste of sweet depths of Rank and thoughts and dreams and the laughing and having the beautiful ....
.........I, I have it, tender sorrow in my heart, for the thought of loss of aesthetics of the Italian fakeness....I cannot bear the horror! This is worst of trauma all and last of all!!!


Quando lo avete, la gioventù, impara le lezioni e si prepara con sicurezza gigante!!


Now:


Rank Primary Colors!!

Red!
Yellow!
Blue!


Rank co-worker horrors!!

The girl that won't shut up and is not very smart, really, she doesn't!
The IS guy who likes her, maybe, but regardless spends way too much time around her!
The loudmouth know everything do nothing suit-guy!



Rank Nice sounding Albums!!

Talk Talk - Laughing Stock!
Tortoise - S/T!
Satie - Piano Collections!


Rank three out of five once-relevant then produced smarmy ballad musicks in the 80's & 90's Rockstars!!

Phil Collins!!
Elton John!!
Billy Joel!!
Sting!!
Eric Carmen!!

tmidgett wrote:ranque these phrase from the don quixote name of ralph nader!

That is it!! The shit of Funniness!! Ralph Quixote!! Hey-ya!!

Mr. Chimp wrote:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
Phil Collins!!
Elton John!!
Billy Joel!!
Sting!!
Eric Carmen!!

Phil Collins- Okay, maybe, if ever Phil come over to my house for dinner, I ask him, why so many of these LP you have these close up of your faccia and enormous dome? But is ok, is brave, maybe better than Shane MacGowan 'face value' LP

Elton John Like Mr. Collins, is to be employed from Mickey of the mouse variety, maybe also some credibility is lost when is making 'candle in the wind' remix, now forever playing in my mind's jukebox? Or 'Don't let your son go down on me?' In '97, this 'candle' is to be never burning out, like fart-scented candle everywhere; even the winos on street were singing; still, there is song from 'yellow brick road' lp, 'jamaican jerk off' which is funny title--still, no good!

Sting Hey! Sumner! You are dead last, sorry, I can think of no gracious words for you...except, in the Police, is ok! I have lost my faith in you Sumner!

rank, these krauts! (just for note-i never expect any of my ranks to be ranka, i still do anyway, because i like is to play the game of rank!)

werner herzog
rainer werner fassbinder
herbert gronemeyer

Rank co-worker horrors!!

The girl that won't shut up and is not very smart, really, she doesn't!
The IS guy who likes her, maybe, but regardless spends way too much time around her!
The loudmouth know everything do nothing suit-guy!

Okay, Mr. Chimp, I make-ah quick rank for you.

These guy who like-ah the no shut up stupido girl. Hey, whatsamattayou? These girl not so smart and she don't shut up her faghina mouth! She pretty bad, but how you spend so mucha time around her, eh? You like her because it's her nice breasts, no? You don't think we all see what you do here? We all ah-work here too, idiotah! #1 horror.

Loudmouth suit no work guy. I make-ah you first, but then I get angry at bad choice guy and put him #1. So you #1A that we put in books as #2. Why you don't shut up and let me work, bastard guy in bad suit. What you do here anyway?! You tell all the workers how you do it, and you never show that you do it! I hate you that you make Rezavani fake Italiano blood boil! I wish you move to Greece.

Dumb stupid girl you don't shut up and some guy like you too much. You are should be #1 but you have nice breast. So instead of be hypocrite guy and spend a too much time by you, I rank-ah you horror #3. Bella stupido.



Please to Rank:

-Gay guy who constantly talks about being gay
-Person who returns from a visit to a foreign country and compares everything to that country's customs now
-David Allan Greer

Hokay, I will be doing so:

1. David Allan Greer
This man, he is trying to be of entertainments. He is wanting us to make laugh. Some-atimes yes, we will laugh, some-atimes, no, will not. Is life, yes? Number One is man every once in while, so funny!

2. Person who returns from a visit to a foreign country and compares everything to that country's customs now
Is so much, to aggravate, person is doing this. But you see, in maybe short times, person will not be so much thinking about foreign country, and to stop doing the comparings. On hand of other side, there is:

3.Gay guy who constantly talks about being gay
Gay guy, is not like visiting foreign person country! Gay guy, he is gay guy, of all times! Please, gay guy, we are knowing what you are doing in the sex! We are knowing you are so much difference! We know this! Please! Maybe worse just one thing, and this is "Guy who always talks about how he doesn't have a TV and never watches TV"! But not in rank is this shit guy! Gay guy, just please to be guy! You are in the last!

Now for pleasure to rank fake Italian:

-Father Guido Sarducci
-Chef Boyardee
-Chico Marx

Maybe worse just one thing, and this is "Guy who always talks about how he doesn't have a TV and never watches TV"!

hey, si

a rank:

person who always talk about never to watch tv and how great to read the book etc., but who watch tv with great amazement when s/he is around it

person who is 'vegetarian,' but who is always to eat the meat off someone's plate anyway!

person who is 'nonsmoker,' but is always with the 'can i have a drag? do you have a cigarette?' all the time!

Angus Jung wrote:Father Guido Sarducci
Chef Boyardee
Chico Marx

My brain, she is to need so much the resting from crazy work right now! So, I will make Rank of these fake italianos for you, Mr. Australian Short Pants Rhythm Guitarist Analytical Psychologist!

Father Guido Sarducci: His make of the fake italiano is for all the fake italianos to see and to live! He is only regular guy, but he is like some guy from Vatican, like priest guy! This thing, it is to make of a trick to me on the Saturday Night Live when I am so much the bambino! So great for the priest guy to smoke of the cigarettes! But so much danger to you, Father Sarducci, and I to warn you: have you to seen this Fred Armisen guy to make of the fake italiano for short advertisement film of "Eurotrip"? He is to make of maybe best fake italiano ever, like so gay fake italiano! This Fred Armisen guy, he is also of the Saturday Night Live! So, okay, Father Sarducci, you are right now number one fake italiano, but fake italiano Fred Armisen, he might to come to hang you upside down in piazza with mistress!

Chico Marx: Is for shame. I am to have made the "Chicken Dance". I am to have made the "karaoke" and to have heard the "Macarena" so many time. I am to have seen the "Coyote Ugly" and to have made drink of the Miller Lite Beer. And I am even to go to see the concert of Liz Phair on March 7! But I have never to seen the Marx Brothers movie. Is true and so much the shame. Is easy number three, except for the poison of number three below. So much shame for me, is true.

Chef Boyardee: Is so much the blood of horses sauce and the lung of cow meat filling! How you to call yourself italiano, guy? How is to believe the ravioli or the spaghetti? HOW? Us fake italiano guy, we know how to laugh. Ha ha! But you, Mr. Boyardee, you are no so funny with the death pasta. Maybe you to cook pasta with the Jim Jones in Guyana. Death pasta and purple Kool-Aid. Is about right. Number three to you, death pasta man.

Hey!

"Hey Jude" by The Beatles
"Hey Ya" by OutKast
"Rock and Roll Part Two" by Gary Glitter
(or, if you are true knight of Rank, you are to Rank "Aserejé (The Ketchup Song) by Las Ketchup! Prove to be man, brave knight of Rank!)

'hey ya,' she is, still, even with all the play to make her an annoyance so easy, she is the great #1 single since 'when doves cry,' by the prince. she is truly great song, with so much the catchy. i still today so love to hear her everytime she is made in the air to be sound. i think she is better than....

'rock and roll part 2,' by noted pederast gary glitter! did you know? 'gary glitter' is english rhyming slang for the toilet, a/k/a 'shitter.' 'i gwine to the gary glitter.'

'hey jude,' unlike gary glitter song, it has so many words and they are not so great. 'take a sad song / and make it better.' blah blah. julian lennon, he never did learn to love the yoko ono, so this song, she was seven minutes of failure. is not so great. LAST PLACE>
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rank!

'hey nineteen' by steelys dan
'hey hey my my' by the neils young
'hey good lookin' by the hanks of the williams seniors

tim, your rank is such good rank to be in these order!

the no watch tv person, i hate you. you want to have a nicer brain than me. you are the arrogance of stupid cauliflower twat to mingle, but these fuckingaguys to lose because i read so great a books and watch the fahggina television whenever to please me! so stuck upa bastard you rank a knuckle sangwich to a front grill! patooey!

hey vegetarian meat sneaker guy- you rank second to me. is so sad not to be veggie person, but to lie to your heart and stomagga. you wanna piece of gabbagool? take the nice piece from me! but you to feel like a guilt for lying. quit these stupid lie to not eat meat and give attention to heart and stomagga. is healthier, i think, to not to lie to heart and tongue.

give me a fuckin'a drag guy, i think you are o.k. guy. is nice time to sharing a cigarette with some person. i give to you one. smoke a cigarette with a reznannini to talk. give one to guy in bar to make relax to feel better. maybe some bitch just to fuck you off, so feel better for of five minutes to smoke. have a nice night, o.k.? you alright guy. take tears away. maybe is o.k. for you to go grudge fucka bambina tonight from these bar, so have two of my nice cigarette.

ciao!
chad

i have no ranka for you, so later i put here!

tmidgett wrote:rank!

'hey nineteen' by steelys dan
'hey hey my my' by the neils young
'hey good lookin' by the hanks of the williams seniors

Bang! Boom! Here I to come, Mr. Tim!

"Hey Good Lookin": How is for cowboy man to write more perfect song? So perfect as to make Neils Young to be number two? Is possible! Is true! Few song to maybe beat this one song. Make of my heart to feel clear and happy. So is NUMBER ONE RANK!

"Hey Hey My My": Maybe I like better in my heart than cowboy song of "what is cooking"? Is so close! But this Neils Young guy, he is to confuse me so much with the speak of the Johnny Rotten. Is the Johnny Rotten to have died? No! I hope you okay, Mr. Johnny Rotten! I like you! And I to like this black and blue song both ways!

"Hey Nineteen": This guy, he work down the hall from me. He have picture of so pretty girl in his office. Maybe she is daughter. She is so much the bella donna. She has maybe the seventeen years. But BELLA DONNA. When I am to go his office, I see this picture of this bella donna, and I to feel like this guy of the "Hey Nineteen" song. Maybe I am to meet this young bella donna and to give to her the marijuana and the tequila. Such is the way of the number three.

Rank of these shit box for the girl to like!

"Sex and the City"!
Sarah McLachlan! (BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE EDITING FUNCTION!)
"Martha Stewart Living"!