to make rubbing on my uncooperative parts

These funny. Thanks to you, Timotao Midgitte, you faghina funny guy.

To try this or for not:

-Breck Girl
-Beck's Bolero
-The Canyonero

Okay for you, Jung d'Angus. I make a de rank fah you.


1. The Canyonero. You may think to me, hey, Reznanninni, WTF?, this stupidicimo fake car is from a de Simpsons show and it's preetty funny when Moe questionne about the man drive a de F-Class, but these not a so overall the funny. But I tell you mi amigo, I have a de friend she buy these 4runner, we name her The Canyonero. We laugh every time we get in these car and sing the song from the episode and it's very good times. Then a her husband have a van fall off the transport truck and smash up these "Canyonero" to dust. These true story, and perhaps belong to thread of "Your Near Death Experience" But she #1 right now in a de Rank game, okay!?


2. Beck's Bolero. These remind me of time when I first hear the other Beck play the "Loser" on radio first time. Young Rezninnini so excited for fun song he run a to the bullshit store Coconuts near his home and say, "Where the fagh is these Beck guy disc, you faghina Coconuts worker guy?!?!" He tell a me look under "B", and I find Jeff Beck, oh sheet!!! I say, "Okay, you BS store, I see you never to get the Beck soon, so I try out the Jeff Beck who I always knew of but never hear, fine." I hear wailing rock tones is so good for yesteryear I think, "Boy, these a pretty good guitar guy, but not super best, one a day Ima gonna rank you #2 I swear." And today I do.


3. Breck Girls. I like a these girls muchly, they give me reason to think of the time when girls image not just to be seen as housewife, but as the sexy, danger girl we know to be more true of truth. The women can thank these drawing to give some extra social progression in the 50s. And some are not even white girls!!! But you are #3, you just faghina drawing.




Please to rank if possible to make rank:

Fried Green Tomatoes (movie)
Fried Green Tomatoes (book)
Fried Green Tomatoes (food)


Also to rank funny comedy shows:


Mr. Show
The State
Kids in the Hall

tmidgett wrote:'hey nineteen' by steelys dan
'hey hey my my' by the neils young
'hey good lookin' by the hanks of the williams seniors

Hey, I am the new to the ranks, but I make many laughs reading the pages that rankers rank before. I hope to make the ranks of half as good as Signore Midgett.

First rank, is the Hank Williams. Hank Williams, he is the father of the country music, which I like very much. The songs today, they are so complicated they can make the head hurt! Hank, he make the simple song that still make smiles!

Second rank, is the Neil Young. I think this be first rank, but now when it on the radio, I thinks of the dead Cobain and his note before he shoot him self. I not think he was thinking of the Def Leppard.

This mean third rank is the Steely Dan. Some Steely Dan very good and I like. The Hey Nineteen, she is not one.

Now, I make ask for ranks from rankers! Rank ways to die:
Take shiv from the bikers seeing Rolling Stones
Get stepped to death trying to go see The great Who
Get burnt up seeing the not-so-Great White

Is a sad rank, but important to ponder these things, no?

Andy wrote:Now, I make ask for ranks from rankers! Rank ways to die:
Take shiv from the bikers seeing Rolling Stones
Get stepped to death trying to go see The great Who
Get burnt up seeing the not-so-Great White

Is a sad rank, but important to ponder these things, no?

Welcome Andy! This yr first rank! Is beautiful rank! You rank in private maybe? I wonder for yr rank is so, so beautiful, I would like to make love w/ it, okay and I will!

Take shiv from the bikers seeing Rolling Stones-okay this I rank in the first! Because, not only you take the shiv from the bikers of Angels in Hell, but you have to spend whole day w/ evil hippies, all who be very, very high on the acidianzo! Okay, you say but why rank one? Okay two reasons, the Rolling Stones this night, they say she very good, at peak of powers how you say, to see the effminate Mick and the one who is also the priate the Keef, on this night I take a shiv to see! But more important reason...I see Marty Balin from Airplane of Jefferson clocked in the mouth by self same bikers! Oh, for me to see this man take a punch in the mouth it make my heart glad, this a beautiful bonus! What could be better? Paul Kanter and Grace Slick banging heads together? Maybe! I happily receive my shiv from the bikers for this!

Get stepped to death trying to go see The great Who-oh for me to see the Who this would be so wonderful! I love the Who so much! Much, much more than the Stones of No Gathering Moss! But this night in Cincinnati I fear maybe the Who not be so great? Maybe, but Keith Moon he almost for time to die and he a very fat man here, maybe not play so good, but I no know! Being trampled to death better than burning, but to die in Cincinnati? This is so sad! Worse than Cleveland somehow! Okay, sure I am remembered on very special episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, Dr. Johnny Fever say: Oh the Classical he a good guy, no should die from the many feets! Damn the seating like in the festival! But still, this not Stones/Balin-punch! Rank in two!

Get burnt up seeing the not-so-Great White-This, this just plain suck. For to see the not so Great White and be burned to death? I thought in America you no punished for same crime twice? What a person do to deserve this? So sad, I cry the real tears! The fake-italinano, she no convey how sad this is, is like opera sad! Yes, this is big fat crying clown sad! Rank in three!

okay ciao!

I am not so much the anxious to make of a Rank today, Friend! I will tell you why. I am so much the tireds from to make of the ski all the fahgina weekend in the Sun Valley, Italia! She is so much the place of the beautiful, but she is to make of the embarrassing to me. So to Rank my embarrassing!

The little three year old bambina is to make of a ski right past me so fast!
The kid in the fahgina cripple ski chair is to make of a ski right past me so fast!
The guy of the retardazione is to make of a ski right past me so fast!

Confidential to the bambina, the cripple and the guy of the retardazione: Hey! No be so mad at me! I love you all so much! I support the federal legislations to make of your life so much the easy, fair and productive! Please you to make of a ski so much the better than me!

Ciao

To make rank with some of these ranks, she is so difficult for me. You have to have home in place like Chicago, Italia or Boise, Italia to know what the fahg everyone is to talk about! I call home Finland, Italia! She's in the north, okay? But hey, make rank anyway! I am to laugh hard anyway!

For my first rank I am to rank now very old rank. This rank, she is so old I don't know how to quote this good man, this signore Chimpanzino the way that is right. And at the least signore Bradley Montebianco, he was to make it already. But I make rank different way. You are to bear with me, okay?

This Chimpanzino, he asked to rank these:

Favorite US National Parks!
US Cellular Field!
US Maple!

I rank like this:

1. US National Parks! They are all my favorite! I have seen so many lovely pictures and shows of TV that I want go now! I very much love the forest and the mountain and the big animal and the little animal! I have almost lifelong dream to see these parks. You let me come one day? You recommend the best parks maybe too? Numero uno!

2. US Maple! This band I like very many. I not have every record, but ones I am to have are great! So weird and beautiful with the guitar and the drum and the singing! But second place, because no band is to make beautiful nature number two.

3. US Cellular Park! First, I have no fahgina clue, but is a field for baseball, no? In Northern Italia we don't play the baseball like you play in Chicago. Is not such a popular game, and here the ball, she is thrown upward, and not toward the man with the bat. Strange, no? Some other differents too, but I don't know. I liked to play this in school, but I was no so good, and fat too.
Anyway, this building I not care for so much, she's number three.

Okay tutti, now you make rank for me:

Backbeat!
Blastbeat!
Breakbeat!

Grazie,
Niko
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brad! all my young life, i live in montana! at least so much of it. and never have i ever, even the one time not even, have i made a downhill skiing 'run!' cross country, si, this i have done from time to time as a youth. but the downhill, i am to think, 'what do i think when i break both my legs and cannot to play soccer or baseball or basketball? and i don't even want to do it!' so no.

so brad: these same thing, of the retardo and the bambino and the cripplanzi, this would also happen to me! if i was not to sit by the fire and look at girls in ski pants all the day.

so i ranq!:::: in order of least to most embarrass:

cripple, he was probably to use special gear to ski. this is like field goal kicker who set record (63 yd!) in nfl, with flat-fronted shoe, b/c he have only 1/2 foot. or guy who has special springy feet for his fake legs, so he can run 100yd dash in blinding speed at paralympics. you can rest with ease to know he had some kind of crazy strange 'hardwares' to make him so fast and agile! so no biggee.

retard, he was maybe idiot savant. maybe he make much of drool on himself, and cannot make a pile in the toilet so much as his pants. maybe he cannot to read or to talk. but! he can fahgina ski. so think of this, and rank him two.

the small child....this is so to irritate you, that a small child can ski so much down the hill and you cannot. no thanks. buT! if you were smoking, with cigarette to hang from your mouth as you ski badly, this says 'i am bill murray style to not care what i can or cannot do, b/c i am cool.' since to smoke, she is cool. so this is one thing bambino cannot do: smoke and ski at same time. so this would be ok. if not to smoke, then last place! shame shame!
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rank!

sushi
escargot
caviar

tmidgett wrote:rank!

sushi
escargot
caviar

I rank this fishy/snaily foods! okay!

sushi-I love the sushi so much! I could eat sushi all day long, is bettered maybe only by the pasta which is rarely made of the fish so is no in this rank! but sushi I make beautiful love to this food w/ my mouth! when i eat sushi I spend money like a hip-hop star, often this no money I really even have, but wtf! is sushi!

escargot-I never have the escargot, but mrs the classical she recently eat at a resturant of the french and she have it and she say it taste pretty good. I believe her! I give escargot benefit of doubt and put in the two of rank for I hate the next w/ all my passion!

cavier-is like bad, fishy, salty, bleech. I have the cavier and it is terrible! I wonder, who fahgina eat this shit? even on cracker w/ a mountain of sour cream and crap I still taste the fishy/salty badness. Is so bad I drink many of the waters and stick my tongue out in hopes maybe the air it take the taste from the buds of my tongue! I am sure some wiseguy he get on here and say I no have the good cavier okay whatever! You want the food that taste like fishy salt taint? Is fine by me! I say bleech and rank three!

now I ask for you to rank:
playing piano
player pianos
piano players

okay for you! ciao!

the Classical wrote:now I ask for you to rank:
playing piano
player pianos
piano players

okay for you! ciao!

Player pianos - robots to kill person.

Piano player - make killed by robots.

Playing piano - for pillow biting, make not man touching.



Rank:

people
people eating
people eating people

the Classical wrote:playing piano
player pianos
piano players

I make this rank! This rank easy!

Rank the first is piano players. I like the piano, because is great instrument of rock and roll. Jerry Lee Lewis, he kick the ass of any so-called he man of guitar, no? Elton John, he wear goofy goggles, he do Lion King, but long before, be remembering he do "Saturday We Fight!" song, and "Burn Up The Mission". I like these songs! Little Stevie Winwood, he make songs of piano. I think favorite sound is B-3, she piped through Leslie cabinet, OK!

Playing piano, this second. I try long ago play, make the music, but I not so good. Is funny I type so good, and not play piano. Maybe if piano put the letters on it!

Last is player piano. Here in town of McHenry, Italia, near to my villa, there is shop of ice cream. This shop, she is called Happy Jack's, and make deliciozo ice cream! Happy Jack's not seem to understand Who reference, but I not care! The chocolate shakes, so great! They make-a me get fat! (Ho! Is joke, already plenty fat!) This Happy Jack's, is nice place. I take my bambina there, we eat the ice cream, we have happy time.

But sometimes, a family come in. Family have papa, he bothered by kids. Bambinos yell and yell what food they want. Papa not so good at show kids who boss is, no? If these bambinos live under me as Papa, I kick their ass, one by one, show that Andy is boss! But this Papa, he not so good at kids. Papa he say, "here, take quarter, play piano!" Bambinos, they take quarter, they run to player piano and play it! This fagina piano, she is louder than anything! Not able to think! My bambina, she is scared, fagina piano so loud! And piano song, is rinky-tink shit!

I hate fagina player piano. Rank last, rank last always.