LAD wrote:Danger Adventure, your colossal egos get in the way of the music.

Especially that Faiz kid.
Look at the way he hogs the teeter-totter; it's like he owns the place.
He thinks he's Babe: Pig in the City.

Bob Dylan, you have never written me back.


Dirtbombs, you charged 26 dollars per ticket.

Angriest_Dragon wrote:

LAD wrote:Danger Adventure, your colossal egos get in the way of the music.

Especially that Faiz kid.
Look at the way he hogs the teeter-totter; it's like he owns the place.
He thinks he's Babe: Pig in the City.

I'm happy someone brought this up.
I saw some kid approach him at a show once and ask for touring advice. Innocent question for which he was punched repeatedly in the cock and then mummified with hundreds of wet bar napkins. I think all that White Power stuff he is into has made him a very violent person.
Danger Adventure, indeed.

Pavement, your last two records were garbage.

S.M., All of your solo records are garbage.

Dave Thomas of Pere Ubu you are the walking definition of the phrase "ding-dong"

Can, you make me want to procure some marijuana, roll it up, and smoke it.

Destroyer, the midi keyboard stuff on Your Blues. Why? It's not funny. It's not pleasant. It is in fact deeply unsatisfying.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

Angriest_Dragon wrote:

LAD wrote:Danger Adventure, your colossal egos get in the way of the music.

Especially that Faiz kid.
Look at the way he hogs the teeter-totter; it's like he owns the place.
He thinks he's Babe: Pig in the City.

I'm happy someone brought this up.
I saw some kid approach him at a show once and ask for touring advice. Innocent question for which he was punched repeatedly in the cock and then mummified with hundreds of wet bar napkins. I think all that White Power stuff he is into has made him a very violent person.
Danger Adventure, indeed.

And, despite all his promises beforehand, Fey-iz refused to hold his mom while I benched her.

Didn't want to hurt his precious rock and roll fingers, I suppose.

That won't do, pig. That won't do.

Patti Smith, you are a haughty prima donna and, most likely, a hippie to boot.

Neil Young, you play worse rockabilly than Mojo Nixon.

Britt Walford, you are not in a working band.

Iggy Pop, you seem to be a not very smart person.

Ronnie Van Zant, you died too young.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Patti Smith, you are a haughty prima donna and, most likely, a hippie to boot.

Neil Young, you play worse rockabilly than Mojo Nixon.

Britt Walford, you are not in a working band.

Iggy Pop, you seem to be a not very smart person.

Ronnie Van Zant, you died too young.

While remaining Van Zant male siblings have vastly exceeded their (career) life expectency.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

Angriest_Dragon wrote:

LAD wrote:Danger Adventure, your colossal egos get in the way of the music.

Especially that Faiz kid.
Look at the way he hogs the teeter-totter; it's like he owns the place.
He thinks he's Babe: Pig in the City.

I'm happy someone brought this up.
I saw some kid approach him at a show once and ask for touring advice. Innocent question for which he was punched repeatedly in the cock and then mummified with hundreds of wet bar napkins. I think all that White Power stuff he is into has made him a very violent person.
Danger Adventure, indeed.

Thank you for making my fucking face hurt from grinning and laughing so much.
This pain, she is almost unbearable but totally worth it.

Please note that it's only my fucking face and not my actual face that hurts.