Cranius wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:I was referring in jest to a comment made about me ealier, dipshit.

Oh yeah, I get it now.

I guess it's the way you tell 'em Marsupialized.

Zing!

SKIN TISSUE!!!

Angriest_Dragon wrote:SKIN TISSUE!!!

That's the most sensible thing that's been said on this whole thread.

Champion Rabbit wrote:Look! A puppy!!

sorry to pinch rabbits idea but it makes me laugh.

Marsupialized wrote:

LAD wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:By the way, I don't mind the gays or the blacks....

Marsupialized, I know you're about to leave this uptight dorky dipshit PC forum for good and go eat some ice cream with your brah TheMadChotum, but in case you get distracted along the way, I must alert you to your second signature:

By the way, I don't mind the gays or the blacks....

Masterful use of the definate article here, sir.

I was referring in jest to a comment made about me ealier, dipshit.
We here call folks like you 'shit for brains'

Hey look, I spelled 'definite' incorrectly. I feel closer to you now, somehow.

Meanwhile, we here(by) use the imperative mood when calling folks shit for brains. Or perhaps 'we here' use awkward sentence construction when calling folks shit for brains because our facility with our first language is crappy at the best of times and crappier still when we are responding to those whose opinions are of no consequence to us and do not upset us one bit.

Lumoj, bonvolu.

Marsupialized wrote:I say the word 'bang' when refering to a 'chick' I'd like to have relations with and I'm still hearing about that shit months later.

Oh, poor you! You know, most of the people who keep bringing that shit up have names that start with 'M' and end with 'arsupialized'. I know these forums are rough and tumble, but eventually you have to man up and stop feeling sorry for yourself when you make people dislike you.

Seriously, you people set yourselves up for stuff like this by being such uptight fucking nerds.

Set ourselves up for what, exactly? I don't really get this point.

I laughed way harder at the Christian tips than anything anyone else has written around here in a long time. Blah blah blah some more of the same bullshit.

Here's your misconception: Having a good sense of humor doesn't mean thinking any old crap is funny. Does having a good sense of smell mean you like to smell shit? Does having a good sense of hearing mean you like to listen to Bon Jovi? No. "Having a good sense for" something means having a keen awareness of it and a discerning and discriminating taste for it. So, having a good sense of humor does not mean that you think something that is not funny is funny. I don't think that MadCowFucker is unfunny because he's offensive; I think he's offensive in large part because he's unfunny. There have been plenty of posts on these forums that have been offensive, but nobody gets pissed off, because they're funny. It's people like you and MadCow, who believe anything offensive is funny, and anything shocking is 'satire', who make morning radio shows possible.
So follow the logic:
Offensive + Funny = Funny (but offensive) =
Offensive (but not funny) = Offensive =
I'll give you some examples:

You wrote:By the way, I don't mind the gays or the blacks....it's the fucking arabs I hate.

See, this is not funny. It contains no incongruity, bait-and-switch, triplet, topper, schlemiel, schlemazel, schmuck, punning, double entendre, set-up, punchline, straight man, exaggeration, understatement, irony, satire, parody, or any of the other things that might make something funny. In addition to being unfunny, it's also offensive, as some of us are Arabs, many of us have Arab friends, and almost all of us, I'm guessing, just find racism offensive.
Example 2:

But if someone wrote:Q: What do you call 5 Mexicans, a Chinese guy, and three black guys?
A: A sprinkler. "spicspicspicspicspic *chink* niggerniggernigger"

See, now that's no great shakes, and it's probably pretty offensive to some people. But it is a joke, some people would find it funny, and it's not mean spirited. I bet if someone told that joke on these forums, they wouldn't find their ass getting yelled at for it. I don't think I'd tell it, but I think you could get away with it around here.

As far as this forum, I like this forum and I respect the opinion of a good deal of the people posting here. There are a few people who are the biggest dorky dipshit cocksuckers I can imagine posting on here (Dragon, Helicopters, TheeMajor, LAD, Cranius, Etc...)

When I get left off the 'dorky dipshit cocksuckers' list, I know I'm not doing my job.

, sure but overall I find interesting things on here pretty regularly. I only fight when provoked, I try not to post stupid shit

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and honestly I wish those particular assheads would just ignore my shit from now on.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster. I expect some of us will start ignoring you, not for your sake, but for our own (I'll probably be in this category, after finishing this post). But there are some here who like making fun of stupid shit, so, you might want to settle down and get used to it.

So yeah, I would say maybe just loosen up and stop being such nerds and maybe people won't treat you as such anymore.

That is all.

I don't know why you're giving advice; I don't see anyone complaining that they're being "treated like nerds." I do see one person who's complaining about the way he's being treated, and his name begins with "Marsupialize" and ends with "d." So, maybe take a little of your own advice: stop being such an obnoxious unfunny prick, and maybe people won't treat you as such anymore.

Done here.

Assholewith a computer Wrote:

"hillbilly" is kinda like "nigger" right


Yes, that is correct, child.
It must be nice to get to take a few verbal swings at the middle management suck-ups. Convenient stores always hire the first guy with a smart name and your dumb ass always ends up taking shit from and doing personal favours for some pothead making $300 a week.

Did you happen to catch that thread on Crimpets and tea? Real, Real doozey of a cranberry/walnut recipe.
Two teaspoons of baking soda. Fascists. Those rock stars have it so good.

Suck it, Loser![/b]

Ladies, ladies.....so much anger. Can't be healthy.
Linus Van Pelt you are a wise, wise woman.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:I don't think that MadCowFucker is unfunny because he's offensive; I think he's offensive in large part because he's unfunny.

nicely put. i feel the same way.

If Nickelback gave away free nickels with their shitty records, then maybe I could see myself actually liking a show on the WB.