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bomberz1qr20 wrote:How would I want make killing inside of yours body?
I squeeze cannot the milk from killed person. Alive it is better in this.

Hey! This is response of genius and terror! Bravo, bomberz1qr20! So please to Rank genius and terror!

War of the Worlds!
Dawn of the Dead!
The Book of the Revelations! (Apocalisse!)

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Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:War of the Worlds!
Dawn of the Dead!
The Book of the Revelations! (Apocalisse!)


Weissenbergerizano yr request for to make the rank of the terror I now fulfill!

The Book of Revelations-okay is been long time since I read this in-the-back-of-Bible-book, but when I was a wee the classical and in the catholic school they make this book for to scare the very shits out of us! But it no work! Or it work too good! 'Cause all we want to do is hear about the book Revelations! We want to hear more about locusts and demons and four horsepeople! the rest of the Bible is so much about getting along and holding hands and not tell the lies,okay, okay, we get the point y'know? this book is like faghina action movie! okay, you a kid, you want to read the Bible about the Jesus guy and the fish sandwiches and giving stuff up all the faghina time? or you wanna hear about the world coming to an end in a big expolsions! Revelations is rank one!

Dawn of the Dead-I just watch this movie (orginial) not too long ago, I always liked this movie. esp the first parts in the begining, y'know the scenes in the tv stations? I think maybe this part of movie better than the rest! Is crazy! but the whole movie she is good, is beautiful watching the zombies to be shot in the head and the blood and the shopping! Is good movie, no B of R, but is good, rank two

War of the Worlds-this movie my dad he make me watch, he say "hey, you the classical! you watch the Star Wars? You watch the War of the Worlds is just as good! No! Is better!" WTF? this movie is good, but the ailens I am not particularly scared of and the leading man, even I so young when I see this I think maybe he is too macho, maybe he closet case? But okay this movie she okay, is funny the ailens gets the sniffles and then they die, but maybe a bit of a let down, is no blowing up space station is for sure!I rank in three (I think the radio show is maybe more scary then the movie!wtf! is radio! radio is no scary, I am crazy!)

okay I have made this rank!
now you make the rank:

having to come into yr work place really early
having to stay at yr work place really late
having to come into yr work place on day you no normally have to be there

ciao!

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Ciao! Classico! I do…but is so hard! They all suck!

having to come into yr work place really early- Hey! This fahgina suck! To get up when the cock is crowing! Is bad enough, this waking of the 6 am…

having to stay at yr work place really late- Hey, maybe you pay me overtime? No, there is no such thing as these overtime at my work, you work the late, is too bad…you cry the river..

having to come into yr work place on day you no normally have to be there-
Hey, maybe I pull an 'office space'!

Rank! (It pains to put Extreme in another rank, but is Monday, give me a fahgina break!)

'american graffiti'
'american grafishy' (flipper)
'pornograffiti'
Tiny Monk site and blog

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mattw wrote:'american graffiti'
'american grafishy' (flipper)
'pornograffiti'

Hmm. I am to make scratch of my fahgina head so much for this Rank! Salut, Signore Mattw!

American Grafishy: Is not even close to best record by this rock band, The Flippers! Hey, is bad idea to make record with Rick Rubin. And, hey, I know that you are so sad, but is bad idea to make the record after this guy in your band, he is to fahgina die from the drugs. Guy is so dead. SO NOW BAND IS DEAD TOO. (Except AC/DC!) Sorry, The Flippers. But you are still the number one in this Rank because you make so much the beauty before the dead drugs. Resquiescat in pace, Will Shatter! Number one!

American Graffiti: These guy, they all think that the 1950s and 1960s are so much the great times. I say to these 1950s and 1960s guy, hey, fuck you. Maybe you are not black guy at lunch counter "sit-in" or to hit with firehose waters! Maybe you are not young woman of ambition in the "poodle skirts" and kitchens! Maybe you forget Missile Crisis di Cuba to explode the whole world! The 1950s and 1960s, they are not so great, and they are super not so great when Richard Dreyfuss is to play them! Number two!

Pornograffitti: Are you fahgina to "kid" me? Maybe we are to make of a "twin bill" of the Misters Big and the Extremes! Then we say to the Al Quaidanos, hey, this "twin bill", she is to mock your Allah and to be ally of GREAT SATAN THE UNITED STATES! Then we wait for the Al Quaidanos to explode the "twin bill" of the Extremes and the Misters Big. Then all of our troubles, they are solved. Number three.

Now please to Rank the way these people are to make gae names for their bambinos!

Frank Zappa - he is to name his children the "Dweezil" and "Moon Unit"!
George Foreman - he is to name the five boys George I, II, III, IV and V!
Roger Clemens - he is American baseball "strikeout king" to name all the children with the "K" (Koby, Kory, Kasy, Kody)!

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Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
Frank Zappa - he is to name his children the "Dweezil" and "Moon Unit"!
George Foreman - he is to name the five boys George I, II, III, IV and V!
Roger Clemens - he is American baseball "strikeout king" to name all the children with the "K" (Koby, Kory, Kasy, Kody)!


Hey, salute, Signore Weissenberger! Ok...


Frank Zappa - Hey, we can no expect any less from Signore Zappa! Is maybe dropping the serious brown acid when coming up with these name? Is original, no? Eh, salute Zappa.

George Foreman - Signore Foreman, hey, you make of the boring heir-to-the-grill names, WTF? At least you have not to the name the Prince George, Prince George II, etc etc. This fuck you automatic to number tre! But you are not as the stupid as Signore Bruce Willis i Demi Moore with the naming of the Rumer, Scout, etc.

Roger Clemens - You are tre! Sorry, Roger! You get hit with the base-ball?

Rank, she of the beautiful deer!

Scene in "Goodfellas" at mama Joe Pesci's house, discussing the hoof of the deer!

Deerhoof! (the band)

Hitting a beautiful deer, in accident, by the road! :cry:
Tiny Monk site and blog

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mattw wrote:Rank, she of the beautiful deer!

Scene in "Goodfellas" at mama Joe Pesci's house, discussing the hoof of the deer!

Deerhoof! (the band)

Hitting a beautiful deer, in accident, by the road! :cry:


This Pesci - he a fawkin numbers one and 1000 rank all times in every.
He jabbing Bic in your little eye and cheek making you cry for help. You thinking deer can make this? NO.

Hitting deer out of large assed American Klu Klux Clan truck in redneck pizza face bitch. These deer, she explode all in shit bag style in cab truck - make blood/shit smoothie through windshield in face. It's not erection time for this. Garden hose at bathtub will.

Deerhoof - Music is for the sissy boys. All music. Turn off this radio.
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