Not graffiti, but still a delight. This was in a nice restaurant in Pingtung, Taiwan.



And in Tainan, Ali, apparently, has problems.

Nuneaton 1 Maidenhead 1

pensacola, florida: handlebar

first line:
"i fucked your mom last night."

someone else added:
"go home dad, your drunk."

the Classical wrote:"Go with God. Pee in her butt"

You, sir, win.

jimmyjames6 wrote:pensacola, florida: handlebar

first line:
"i fucked your mom last night."

someone else added:
"go home dad, your drunk."

Anya told me about that one. I haven't been to The Handlebar, though.
On the wall at Sluggo's (they repainted): Condoms are for pussies!
Also saw that last one under an overpass on the way to Atlanta. It's always been my favorite.

"Playboy Playmates have nipples on their tits and legs that go up to their asses. But Hustler Honeys have tongue lickin' clits and buttholes that taste like molasses."

"Poop stinks."

Funny. And true.

Saw it tonight:

YOU ARE SPECIAL WHEN LIT

In the john at the infamous Buddy Klein practice bins, Raleigh, NC-

Over the TP roll in a stall, "Phish Fanclub photo IDs, wipe to develop".

(It's taken a while to get the exact text from another witness but it's as good/puzzling as I remember)


-----Original Message-----
From: David Rowan
Sent: 22 November 2005 11:03
To: Herbert, Chris
Subject:

Chris,

It's precisely this kind of question that makes me miss being at work, I'm back in to a mountain of emails, and this one pleases me the most..

As for that phrase, I think it's:

If you are hard enough
and you've got the money
I'll let you
pay me
to lick your boots clean.

as Scot said - who's exactly doing what to who?!