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jeremy lavine > keith lavine for sure

not crap

not crap






genius
haha





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Jeremy Lavine wrote:You die when you are struck by lightning, and your tree is struck down.

Now that......that, as a summation point, is an attractive and lovely shining apex of bent thought.

Holy crap not crap.

Does this strike anyone as being suspicious?

It seems a bit too perfectly bad, like [url=http://www.unh.edu/NIS/Courses/JS3min/Demos/bad-hemingway.html
]Bad Hemingway[/url].

I'm voting CRAP until I get proof of authorship.

brad, i think it's 'genuine' in that some kid actually wrote it

but obviously he's wanking out the assignments, perhaps whilst high

this brings back fond memories of dashing off crap in high school and my early college years. i remember one 'story' that a friend and i wrote, as my assignment for a creative writing class. we used various joy division songs as headings for the paragraph-long 'chapters' and filled out the text with lyrics by georgia satellites, boston, and whatever else was playing on the radio at the time we wrote it. it was a well-received piece of experimental fiction.

"i remember one 'story' that a friend and i wrote, as my assignment for a creative writing class. we used various joy division songs as headings for the paragraph-long 'chapters' and filled out the text with lyrics by georgia satellites, boston, and whatever else was playing on the radio at the time we wrote it."

SHE'S LOST CONTROL AGAIN

It was a dark and stormy night. She was arguing with her boyfriend. "Don't hand me no lines, damn you! Keep your hands to yourself! This time it's more than a feeling!"

tmidgett wrote:brad, i think it's 'genuine' in that some kid actually wrote it

The tone and compostional mistakes just seem so... perfect, but just off, like an older, smarter person trying to emulate the compostional "style" of a flaky high schooler.

The instructor's comments strike me as being a little off as well.

It's all just seems sort of fake.

You know.

Fake.

Of course, I thought that someone was trying to fool me when I first started listening to the Danielson Famile. And they're about as real and great as it gets.

I also thought that the U.S. might find some biological agents in Iraq.

And I don't believe that human beings have been to the moon.

So I'm no litmus strip of truth.

be all conspiracy-minded, why don'tcha!

i bet you think the NSA *doesn't* monitor all electronic communications through the Echelon program

and that the Masons don't control the US government

here's something you probably don't believe either. there's a pentagram engineered into the streets of DC, with the White House being the southernmost tip? or the total height of the washington monument is 666'? (555' tall, plus 20% of that over again for the foundation).

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?co ... it=Get+Map

toomanyhelicopters wrote:be all conspiracy-minded, why don'tcha!

i bet you think the NSA *doesn't* monitor all electronic communications through the Echelon program

and that the Masons don't control the US government

here's something you probably don't believe either. there's a pentagram engineered into the streets of DC, with the White House being the southernmost tip? or the total height of the washington monument is 666'? (555' tall, plus 20% of that over again for the foundation).

Hmmm. If I was a conspiracy theorist, aren't those things that I would believe?

In any event, you are a funny little man, TMH. A funny little man with a keyboard.