Intern_8033 wrote:How many blondes does it take to screw in a mic clip?

ha!

That's the end.

I changed "light bulb" to "mic clip".

That's what it used to say, all right. But I changed it to fuck.

How funny is that?

-steve

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.

The judge says to Mickey, " I am sorry, you can not divorce your wife because she is crazy!"

Mickey replies (in high Mickey Mouse-like voice) "I didn't say she was CRAZY! I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!"



(Sidenote: Be sure to practice and perfect your high Mickey Mouse-like voice as it is the cornerstone of the telling of the above joke.)

a priest, a rapist, and a child molester walk into a bar- and that's just the first guy.

I'm still working on this one:

Did you hear they're making a documentary about Ron Santo?

It's going to be a short film because they don't have a lot of footage.

(They really are making a documentary about Santo)

I was going to post a joke, but instead decided to share the most unintentionally funny web page ever. It's from the Creation Science Fair 2001.

Notable prize winners include the projects entitled, "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (And Not A Monkey)", "Women Were Designed For Homemaking" and "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?".

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

Unintentionally funny? The main page has a campaign to shut down the Landover Baptist page, one of the most notorious fake religious sites on the net. It's funny as a parody, but don't be fooled by this stuff.

q: Why did the pakistani pervert stay home from work?

a: He was feeling a little sikh.

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

"2nd Place: "Maximal Packing Of Rodentia Kinds: A Feasibility Study"

"Although there was little room left in the cage, all Rodentia were able to move just enough to ward off muscle atrophy. Food pellets and water were delivered to sub-surface Rodentia via plastic drinking straws inserted into the Rodentia-mass, which also served to allow internal air flow."

I don't know what to say about this. What a cruel and disgusting thing to do.

>>http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

it is a joke

an elaborate joke

this is linked on the site:

http://www.cafeshops.com/objectivemin.3749749

haha

http://objective.jesussave.us/zounds.html