I'd like to reiterate my original posting for clarification's sake. I think people may have been under the impression that this is a situation I wanted to avoid to the extent that I'd let the bouncer 'deal with it.' My inclination was that I thought 'the bouncer' in said context would do a much better job of roughing up our male patron than I would. And to see said male patron roughed up by a bouncer bigger and more robust than I.. is a beautiful sight.
Since then I have revised my original position: I would proceed to jam my thumbs into the eyesockets of this person and watch him die a slow, painful death caused by internal bleeding.
Phew.. I wonder if King Kong is still playing this late, honey?
What would you do if someone hit your girlfriend?
42if it were a man, it depends on how big he is, if he is much bigger than me (Im not a big guy) I find something to hit him with. if he is not I use my fist... if its a woman I most likley let them fight I can say that every woman I have dated could have most likley heard there own in a fight, as I tend to date "spit-fires" if it starts getting out of hand I would break it up, but you got to let the woman get her's in...
mess with me all you want, but my woman is way off limits... the same gos for a family member and a band member (if I am punching the band member its a moot point though)
mess with me all you want, but my woman is way off limits... the same gos for a family member and a band member (if I am punching the band member its a moot point though)
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
What would you do if someone hit your girlfriend?
43if someone hit my girlfriend, for a second i'd think it was cool...cause that means i have a girlfriend...but right after that, i'd like, kick the guys' ass or whatever.
What would you do if someone hit your girlfriend?
44yaledelay wrote:mess with me all you want, but my woman is way off limits... the same gos for a family member and a band member (if I am punching the band member its a moot point though)
I'll never forget the time I woke up with your dried phlegm encrusted in my hair. We must fight again sometime soon.
What would you do if someone hit your girlfriend?
45which time? there were a few... but you and I fighting is different, and I don't think we were in a band together at that time...Mandroid2.0 wrote:yaledelay wrote:mess with me all you want, but my woman is way off limits... the same gos for a family member and a band member (if I am punching the band member its a moot point though)
I'll never forget the time I woke up with your dried phlegm encrusted in my hair. We must fight again sometime soon.
it should be noted that you started me on fire while I was asleep once...
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
What would you do if someone hit your girlfriend?
46if some dude hit my girlfriend, I'd want to know what she did wrong. If she was way out of line then I'd be glad someone else was there to help keep her in line.
Women don't have any discipline anymore so they don't respect us.
I've only had to whack my current girl 4 times this last year, but boy were they ever good ones
Women don't have any discipline anymore so they don't respect us.
I've only had to whack my current girl 4 times this last year, but boy were they ever good ones

"Basically, he's a worthless scumbag, and this is the only way he can get his kicks."
What would you do if someone hit your girlfriend?
47Marsupialised wrote:I would not hit . . . any woman that wasn't into me doing it
But those that are down with some physical punishment, that's a different story, eh?
What if Andre the Giant hit yr woman? Or Art Lee? Or Fela Anikulapo Kuti?(Assuming Fela and Andre were still with us on this green world.) I don't know about yall, but I certainly would not start something with any of those three men, not in defence of anything.
amybugbee wrote:We put out this movie 'CLUB SATAN: The Witches Sabbath'
What would you do if someone hit your girlfriend?
48I hate hitting women, a girl has to say something REAL fucked up to me before I hit them.
"Basically, he's a worthless scumbag, and this is the only way he can get his kicks."
What would you do if someone hit your girlfriend?
49i've been in a couple situations that were kind of like this.
the first was on the streets of chicago. the girl wasn't technically my girlfriend because we had just broken up a couple days prior. we were with a couple male friends. a homeless man came up with his young daughter and asked for money. we all kind of mumbled "sorry, dude" but he didn't leave. as we talked, trying to decide whether to eat lunch first or go to the museum, he just stood there with this pissed off look on his face. then he turned to the my ex and spat on her. she yelled, he walked away, and the rest of us stood there dumbfounded. i was pissed off, sure, but was i going to assault a homeless dude on a city street? how would i go about doing that exactly? what would his daughter think?
about an hour later i was so angry i could hardly see straight. i wished i had killed him. but that's just how I roll, i guess. i'm a coward.
another time i was in a bar in detroit. there was a band playing and some huge crazy guy slammed into this girl i was kind of dating and knocked her over. i guess he was really into the music or something. i didn't do anything yet again, but i'm calling common sense on this one. she wasn't hurt, and you just don't fuck with the big crazy guy. at one point he came up to me with this big crazy look in his eyes and said "hey, you got a problem?" and i gulped and said "um, no sir."
i mean, i've been beat up before. it's not the end of the world, but it sure ain't any fun.
the first was on the streets of chicago. the girl wasn't technically my girlfriend because we had just broken up a couple days prior. we were with a couple male friends. a homeless man came up with his young daughter and asked for money. we all kind of mumbled "sorry, dude" but he didn't leave. as we talked, trying to decide whether to eat lunch first or go to the museum, he just stood there with this pissed off look on his face. then he turned to the my ex and spat on her. she yelled, he walked away, and the rest of us stood there dumbfounded. i was pissed off, sure, but was i going to assault a homeless dude on a city street? how would i go about doing that exactly? what would his daughter think?
about an hour later i was so angry i could hardly see straight. i wished i had killed him. but that's just how I roll, i guess. i'm a coward.
another time i was in a bar in detroit. there was a band playing and some huge crazy guy slammed into this girl i was kind of dating and knocked her over. i guess he was really into the music or something. i didn't do anything yet again, but i'm calling common sense on this one. she wasn't hurt, and you just don't fuck with the big crazy guy. at one point he came up to me with this big crazy look in his eyes and said "hey, you got a problem?" and i gulped and said "um, no sir."
i mean, i've been beat up before. it's not the end of the world, but it sure ain't any fun.
What would you do if someone hit your girlfriend?
50Terrainasaur wrote:Marsupialised wrote:I would not hit . . . any woman that wasn't into me doing it
But those that are down with some physical punishment, that's a different story, eh?
What if Andre the Giant hit yr woman? Or Art Lee? Or Fela Anikulapo Kuti?(Assuming Fela and Andre were still with us on this green world.) I don't know about yall, but I certainly would not start something with any of those three men, not in defence of anything.
Question 1: yes.
Question/Statement 2: That's because you are a spineless coward.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom