I keep trying to give my wife bupkis but she thinks it's gross because poo poo comes out of there.

I just read somewhere that bupkis literally means "goat shit." A great gift idea! I don't know what I'm going to get my girlfriend -- we were going to get each other nothing, but she just called and said she got me a gift. Hmmm... she thinks goats are cute, maybe I could get her a pet goat and, in effect, be getting her bupkis at the same time.

perfume and an iPod shuffle(which actually was given to my by my work over the summer and I found I had no realy interest/use for, she kept bugging me for it), also a cd, probably some candy

Peripatetic wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Kneebagging.

Teabagging?

No, kneebagging. It's Sensual, Erotic, X-rated and Yummy (see what I did there?), and there's only one man I know that does it right (me, FYI).

Loan me your wife and I'll substantiate this claim.

TWICE.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Peripatetic wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Kneebagging.

Teabagging?

No, kneebagging. It's Sensual, Erotic, X-rated and Yummy (see what I did there?), and there's only one man I know that does it right (me, FYI).

Loan me your wife and I'll substantiate this claim.

TWICE.

Am I the only one who's wondering if Rimbaud wears the Ball Sack Condom whilst shagging his steady?

Perhaps that's reserved for a different bunch?

full point wrote:
Am I the only one who's wondering if Rimbaud wears the Ball Sack Condom whilst shagging his steady?

Perhaps that's reserved for a different bunch?

No, but I bet he's fabricated some sort of "kneesack" for whatever the fuck he is going to do to some poor, poor...uh...lady??

All I know is that if I loan him my wife so he can show me his kneebagging or whatever the fuck, he better wrap dem nutz up tight!

Full Point, The Balzac Prophylactic is intended for use with ladies of the night and medium-sized farmyard animals.

My lady, she is clean like a sterilised baby (she is NOT a baby).

i bought the lady i'm currently seeing a cd and some mittens.

in return i'm getting FUCK ALL

We decided to say hell with actual gifts this year and rented a condo up in the mountains at our local ski resort.

It was great! Today's my first day back and I'm quite sore.