I thought Bradley owned this thread with the creepy pedoteacher dude, but this Cotterpin Doozer is in contention for top ranking. (Are the matching haircuts the result of photoshopfuckery, or are they real?)
ooooh, they're real. these are guys I went to high school with. my comment that the naming/instrumentation that was creepily dead-on goes as follows:
Alfie Fisher - Guitar (actually does play guitar)
Rick Chambo - Drums (no. not even close. sorry.)
Rex Fisher - Lead Vocals (actually the lead vocalist)
Ethan Goroski - Bass (actually the drummer, but his real name is "Ian.")
Rob Zayas - Keys, Guitar, Vocals (his name is actually Rob.)
...also, could i propose a new rule? how about in order to post a picture of a band, you need to define another band first. i feel like some folks are leeching.







