Movie: Hostel

Crap
Total votes: 14 (70%)
Not Crap
Total votes: 6 (30%)
Total votes: 20

Movie: Hostel

13
i like gore films.
i think lucio fulci is dope.

yeah it had its problems, but its a stupid fucking exploitation flick with no real value except to tittilate the viewer at base levels.

i've heard many arguments against this film, but fuck it, i wasn't expecting 2001, i wasn't even expecting suspiria, i was expecting a throw away 90 pointless farce, a la fulci, joe d'amato et al.

the first half? now i don't want to come across as ted bundy here, but i like tits, big round european tits? fuck yeah!

i also like seeing people being fucked up beyond belief (though i was actually surprised, compared to 70s and 80s gorefests, this was pretty sparce)

it was fun and i'd watch it again. not crap.
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Movie: Hostel

16
Porn for half an hour, then gore for an hour, then sweeeeeeet revenge. Film revenge is cool. Real life revenge is nasty and terrible, but the revenge in a film is so good. This film's revenge rules. You watch some horrible nasty stuff happen to this guy and his friends, then the one guy gets his own back on every fucking cunty cunt responsible. The nasty stuff is too nasty, this isn't a date film. I couldnt help but cheer the main character on at the last half hour. texas chainsaw is lame because the girl just runs away, in a film you must kill every bastard responsible for your pain. Squirm.

Movie: Hostel

20
cervixFORaHEart wrote:anyone who compares this turd of a movie to tcm is an idiot.

.....Uh... why?

They're both slasher/horror movies.

They're both about capturing out-of-towners and torturing them till death for personal enjoyment.

They both have one survivor out of the group that is facing the torturers' in the climax.
"That man is a head taller than me.

...That may change."

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