Is that letter real?
What a load of pish. I had to grab a sick bag at some moments.
Also, this band keep on producing this generic Pop crap - when will it stop? That latest song with the chorus "California...... California..... California..... California....." is so refreshing.
Oh, and I don't think John Frusciante is particularly good. A few Hendrix-y riffs, and some added Funk licks. Big deal. Been there, done that.
Whiny, same-y CRAP.
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23It's too early for dick n' balls.
That picture is not safe for work or home or anything.

That picture is not safe for work or home or anything.

**Do we need the other Chemical Bros. records??
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24yeah... sorry that might have been a bit much... I've edited it.
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25a thing to do: download this thing, add fake drums from fruity loops, export whole album in 64kbps mp3 format, burn an audio cd, copy it on a cassette and transfer to a pc with a mic jack on some shitty on-board card in a wave format. compress it to 128kbs mp3 and put it online on every p2p program available. notify the band that 1.000.000 people have downloaded it. if this happens RHCP heart will surely explode.
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26emmanuelle cunt wrote:a thing to do: download this thing, add fake drums from fruity loops, export whole album in 64kbps mp3 format, burn an audio cd, copy it on a cassette and transfer to a pc with a mic jack on some shitty on-board card in a wave format. compress it to 128kbs mp3 and put it online on every p2p program available. notify the band that 1.000.000 people have downloaded it. in this way RHCP heart will surely explode.
Excellent idea.
Please, someone do this.
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27honeyisfunny wrote:Am I the only person who agrees with him? (good band/bad band question aside)
I mean, it's his music...
I disagree with him. Every band has their music downloaded illegally. Most of it by me.
With the internet all music is available for free and people have much more exposure to new music. When I was younger I spent a small fortune buying albums on reccomendation and hating them.
Personally I download a reccomended band's album and if I like it I'll go and buy their others and eventually the one I downloaded to begin with. Lots of bands have earned a new fan this way. Other bands have lost a potential fan on the merit of their music and not on the basis of advertising and reviews.
Millions upon millions of people don't even do this. They download exclusively - their entire music collection being on cdrs/harddrive.
Now if small bands can survive with this going on then a bunch of millionaires like RHCP can go fuck themselves.
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28MajorEverettMiller wrote:It's too early for dick n' balls.
That picture is not safe for work or home or anything.
That really resembles a hand of one one of the "Peanuts" characters.
Just sayin'.
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29Flea should A) stop his fucking whining and B) get a fucking life. If he actually thinks this shit is gonna do anything other than get a blowjob in Spin then he musta thought Party on Your Pussy was a Shakespearean sonnet.
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.
Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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30am i the only one who was overcome with sympathy while reading this
i have just gotten off the phone after making a generous donation of punctuation to this poor man
i have just gotten off the phone after making a generous donation of punctuation to this poor man