My___Is Big.

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my head's pretty big, much larger than average, but i have a very tiny, under-sized body, like that of a sickly, withered child.

my nose is pretty big too. got big ears (though they don't stick out), big teeth in a big mouth, and a big jaw. i would probably be much uglier if i didn't have big, beautiful eyes with big girl-like eyelashes. my eyes pretty much redeem my face.,or so i've been told.

my hands and feet are kinda big too, at least in relation to my arms and legs. my legs are pretty strong from walking all the time but not particularly large, and my arms are like matchsticks -- quite puny for a dude pushing thirty. i really should be lifting weights or soemthing because if i had more upper body muscle perhaps i wouldn't look like a preteen. i'm about 5' 10' and i probably weigh 125 pounds.

My___Is Big.

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Dindon Shazwan wrote:My breasts... And that sucks.


They ain't that goddamned big!

I have fat fingers and a fat belly.

I have a big heart.

Honest.
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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