Is it even possible to take people that supposedly live off blood, can turn into bats and live forever seriously?



CRAP

I've never understood what was supposed to be so frightening about vampires, especially if you're a guy. Apparently, their urge to drink blood involves a desire to possess a woman sexually (see Dracula); hence, it seems I'm off the hook.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

Not crap, but not because they're scary. It's precisely because you can't take them seriously that I think they're great. Vampires are hilarious! Well... at least this guy was not crap:



I don't really care about any other vampires, really. Oh, except for this one:

I love that completely random chapter in Bret Easton Ellis' "Informers" with that vampire LA yuppie who sucks the blood of a woman tripping on acid. Also, "Vampire's Kiss", "Martin", "Near Dark", "The Addiction", etc. Not crap.

Pfffft. Maybe if you spelled it correctly, you'd see the light.

Vampyres.

Sincerely,
Lord Necro Fetus Tree

No pun intended, but Anne Rice sucks.
That famous book of hers was a yawn fest.
I hear one of them becomes a rock star later so he can get chicks for blood.
HOW CREATIVE. z-z-z-z-z-z--z

I'll put my money on this guy:



-A

BAD ASS.

NOT CRAP


Oh, and kate beckinsdale? mmmmmmmm undead.

I have a thing for ol' Becksie, but it's more "Last Days Of Disco" and less "Pearl Harbor."

-A

The only things that scared the shit out of me when I was a lad were vampires(The Christopher Lee Dracula). Werewolves were a close second(The Howling). And that Amityville Horror movie.

Ghosts were apparitions and couldn't hurt me... so what. Frankenstein was a big clumsy lummox- I thought it would be fun to set little traps for him.

Vampires=NOT CRAP