So this is old, it's still awesome. I trust you've seen the live, one man show version?

i'm having problems with understanding what i am wathcing. is this real r. kelly? is this a joke or is it meant to be taken seriously?

I am an idiot.

I heard all about this when it came out but didn't pay any attention. I watched it for the first time last night.

Then I watched it again today with my friend and my cousin. My friend and I laughed and laughed.. My cousin did not. My cousin also didn't laugh at Snakes on a Plane. I want to divorce my cousin.

My favourite bits:

(from memory, probably no 100% correct, I don't think it matters)

I'mma jump out the window
but we on the third flo
shit think shit think shit think

I pull out my beretta (wtf dude? You pull your gun out every 6 minutes!)

The amount of time it takes anyone to open a door
he looks at the cabinet, he's walking up to the cabinet, gettin closer to the cabinet, he's almost at the cabinet, what the fuck's in the cabinet, now he's at the cabinet, reaching for the cabinet, right by the cabinet, starts to open the cabinet, now he's opening the cabinet, yeah he's opening the cabinet

and in the cabinet there's a MIDGET midget midget midget midget

Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on VIIIIBRAAAAATEEEEEE

I ain't goin upstairs
I'mma stay in the kitchen
But I brought you some pears
Well I'mma heat this chicken

He points the gun in his face, the midget says, "God, I just shitted on myself" (!!!!!!)

Bridget's southern accent!

The fact that the midget is reffered to about 15 times as "the midget". And then reveals his name is BIG MAN!

Twan and Sylvester pointing their guns at the door! Why? Just because someone's knocking!


This is fantastic work of art. R Kelly is my hero.

So good! So good I almost pulled out my beretta.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Mazec wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

Chapter Two wrote:

that damned fly wrote:midget is the only thing that rhymes with bridget.

Fidget

Widget

Fridge tit

Bilge pit

Digit, ya yutz! You might oppose digital recording technology, but "digit" is good for some things.

Glitch tits.

Gidget

Rotten Tanx wrote:I am an idiot.

No, no. "Idjit."

"We Love Jam Band"

I hadn't seen that before. Hilarious.

Needs more Autotune.