Britney Spears on new Skrewdriver e.p.
22the worst part is that this is BIG NEWS, to where i'm getting all my info, side by side harry going to iraq, on foxnews. dorks.
or maybe the worst part, personally, is that i'm super interested. i just have to know the latest news on britney's hair stat. gross. i hate myself.
or maybe the worst part, personally, is that i'm super interested. i just have to know the latest news on britney's hair stat. gross. i hate myself.
Britney Spears on new Skrewdriver e.p.
23I always thought she was stupid looking, but I wan't sure that she was completely stupid. This has convinced me that that is indeed the case.
Brainiac.
Brainiac.
Britney Spears on new Skrewdriver e.p.
24mackro wrote:Except shortly after shaving her head, she wore Carol Channing's wig at some party in Hollywood.
From Sinead to Genesis P-Orridge in two days. Wow.
Now I'm picturing a pound of pussy piercings, tons of tantric tattoos, and monotonous meaningless monologues.
On the unrelated side of things, check out my friend's sister Carol Channeling. She impersonates Carol Channing doing impressions of a buttload of other characters, really funny/crazy/scary/funny.
Britney Spears on new Skrewdriver e.p.
25
funny, i've heard otherwise
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Britney Spears on new Skrewdriver e.p.
26from the onion:
Kevin Federline, Wife Divorce
Celebrities and personal drama took center stage before a gossip-hungry public this year, and perhaps none received more press than superstar rapper Kevin Federline. So when his wife of two years abruptly filed for divorce, the country took notice.
Federline, whose immense success allowed him to buy expensive jewelry for his ex-wife.
According to Federline's publicist, Marilyn Chang, the spouse, a 24-year-old entertainer who worked as a singer and foreground dancer at Federline performances before wedding him in 2004, presented Federline with divorce papers on Nov. 7 citing irreconcilable differences.
"K-Fed gave it his best, but in the end it just wasn't meant to be," said Chang of the reportedly tumultuous relationship between Federline and his partner, whose vocal talents have been featured on several pop and dance albums. "The good news is that this separation might afford Kevin the opportunity to finally move on and grow as an artist. This marriage was really slowing him down, and I think many will agree with me when I say we want the old Kevin back."
Federline is seeking sole custody of his two sons, claiming his estranged wife, a struggling actress who has appeared in soft-drink commercials, is unfit to care for 1-year-old Sean Preston and 3-month-old Jayden James.
"Kevin is a family man," Chang said. "He will do whatever is necessary to protect his kids, and he will not be undermined by this irresponsible hanger-on, who was only in the marriage to springboard her own career."
Federline has two children from a previous relationship with Shar Jackson, costar of the mid-90s UPN sitcom Moesha and a featured player in the 1997 Nickelodeon feature Good Burger.
Kevin Federline, Wife Divorce
Celebrities and personal drama took center stage before a gossip-hungry public this year, and perhaps none received more press than superstar rapper Kevin Federline. So when his wife of two years abruptly filed for divorce, the country took notice.
Federline, whose immense success allowed him to buy expensive jewelry for his ex-wife.
According to Federline's publicist, Marilyn Chang, the spouse, a 24-year-old entertainer who worked as a singer and foreground dancer at Federline performances before wedding him in 2004, presented Federline with divorce papers on Nov. 7 citing irreconcilable differences.
"K-Fed gave it his best, but in the end it just wasn't meant to be," said Chang of the reportedly tumultuous relationship between Federline and his partner, whose vocal talents have been featured on several pop and dance albums. "The good news is that this separation might afford Kevin the opportunity to finally move on and grow as an artist. This marriage was really slowing him down, and I think many will agree with me when I say we want the old Kevin back."
Federline is seeking sole custody of his two sons, claiming his estranged wife, a struggling actress who has appeared in soft-drink commercials, is unfit to care for 1-year-old Sean Preston and 3-month-old Jayden James.
"Kevin is a family man," Chang said. "He will do whatever is necessary to protect his kids, and he will not be undermined by this irresponsible hanger-on, who was only in the marriage to springboard her own career."
Federline has two children from a previous relationship with Shar Jackson, costar of the mid-90s UPN sitcom Moesha and a featured player in the 1997 Nickelodeon feature Good Burger.
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
Britney Spears on new Skrewdriver e.p.
27blinduncledallas wrote:There's a big either/or happening here. Either she's totally gone batshit or it's a very good PR stunt which turns the attention back to her after Evil Marilyn Monroe dying.
Either way, Where are her two children? She should get them taken off of her. She gets more trailer by the day.
She's facing a nasty child custody suit. My guess is she shaved her head to foil possible court-ordered drug testing (with hair samples, they can go back months, even years).