I'm surprised this one hasn't come up yet:

Hot knives were covered, Mazec. Page 2, I think. While it's very ghetto and incredibly harsh, it also gets you really, really, REALLY high.

I typically smoke out of a bat or a bong, just 'cause I'm lazy and they're the least labor-intensive. But a co-worker just slipped an envelope on my desk a couple days ago. In it were 3 or 4 of these perfectly clear, cellophane-type rolling papers she'd been telling me about. I almost never roll joints anymore, so I'm not hip to the latest in joint technology. It's actually pretty cool, since you can watch the weed burning seemingly in mid-air. No paper taste either.

I rolled one last night and sort of forgot how you must pace yourself when smoking joints rather the hitter. I rolled a hogleg and half of it was gone before I knew it. Two hours later, I was trying to figure out what day it was and why my dogs were pushing their food bowls around the kitchen, looking at me like I was a side of bacon.

Knife hits are fun...and I've smoked out of painted aluminum cans...but, well, metal fume fever (heated aluminum) and maybe Alzheimer's are potential consequences to doing it frequently, right?

Got a glass bong. Instead of the typical stem, it has an ash chamber with a carb on it. Life got better...except now I can't find anything to put in it. Which is unusual, as everyone else doesn't seem to have any problems, damnit.

Well where you at in the scenic northwest, rayj? It ain't hard to find, this place invented slackers.

I used an old bottle for gravitys for a while, used to have a socket wrench piece stuck to the top but I lost it and just smoked through the plastic a couple of times. Send me totally off the rails but took me ages to figure out it was smoking plastic that was practically giving me a heart attack.

The "gravity bong" is often called a "bucket" in the uk as we often use a bucket of water to plunge the bottle in.

I remember being at a party wher someone had got one of those office water containers (you know, the big two foot high bottles) and performed a gravity bong in a bath which had been filled with cold water. I wish I had a photo.

the.bowlox wrote:Well where you at in the scenic northwest, rayj? It ain't hard to find, this place invented slackers.

I'm in Seattle, not Portland. The problem is more a time-and-energy thing from my end. Everyone I've tried as of late has failed to follow-up. I even pre-paid one deal, for chrissakes. What a bunch of...slackers....It's been WEEKS.

Oh, and a friend of mine coined a 'new' way...the Marijuana Martini.

Take a slim-throated vase with a bulb at the bottom. Submerse it in H2O, then freeze it. After a thin layer of ice shows, take a leg, thread it securely into the end of some sort of straw long enough to get it down into the bulb. Light it, get it going, and slowly blow the smoke into the bulb. Let it set a moment...to cool. 'Drink' the smoke. It will be cold.

This is one of the best ways I've ever smoked. Yum.

My meager potsmoking experience was done through a "bone stone", AKA the ceramic top of a Grolsch bottle.

Since Grolsch (in the states, at least) hasn't had ceramic tops in a looong time, you can figure out how long it's been since I smoked.

Any poor man knows the best way to smoke pot is out of a one-hitter...

I dunno, in my poorer days I smoked some raggedy shit out of a corn-cob pipe. I don't regret that. RIP Corndog.