What's the difference between a Portuguese and a bag full of shit?
The bag
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54stackmatic wrote:Why does Gene Simmons lick his own balls?
Because he can.
you win! an instant classic!
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55I thought of a punchline today but dont have a joke to go with it:
"Too many cuts spoil the goth".
"Too many cuts spoil the goth".
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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56what were the last words on the challenger space shuttle before the explosion?
Don't touch that you stupid woman!!!
Don't touch that you stupid woman!!!
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57Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken...
Because he was stapled to the chicken...
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59How do you know an elephant is in your back yard?
His tricycle is parked in the driveway!
His tricycle is parked in the driveway!
I could have been a contender...
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60What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-Saur-Ass!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Fucking Faggot!
Mega-Saur-Ass!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Fucking Faggot!
I could have been a contender...