sparky wrote:The true voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I am worried that this might haunt me in the vulnerable stage between consciousness and sleep.

CAN'T

STOP

LISTENING

TO

THIS

Seriously, that's almost induced tears. I am a very easily pleased man.

Rimbaud III wrote:

sparky wrote:The true voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I am worried that this might haunt me in the vulnerable stage between consciousness and sleep.

CAN'T

STOP

LISTENING

TO

THIS

Seriously, that's almost induced tears. I am a very easily pleased man.

You do realise that this is a Ring-type situation, yeah?

If you don't pass this on before tonight, you'll be awoken by the legless form of Arnold Schwarzenegger crawling out from under your bed, cackling dementedly in your ear and then drowning you in love drool.

Sorry. Should've mentioned that first.

Ha, Guidos.

i'm drunk.

Harsh noisers, you really are a bunch of wags:

The front page of Mogwai's website has this posted:

"Hi everyone. I just woke up to find that average blues guitar peddlar and all round unlikeable London pirate-like arsehole Keith Richard snorted his dad's ashes on a drug binge. Well done Keith, you talentless publicity hungry horrible prick of the highest order. He then goes on to say modern bands are a load of old crap. Right, but can we really listen to the opinions of a nasal cannibal?

Keith, your band are possibly the worst band in the history of human events, worse even than Placebo and The Reynolds Girls combined. Your posh English singer sings with an American accent about a load of old American prostitutes he met once and your guitar licks are Grade F. The sooner you die the quicker my Ladbrokes bet comes in between you and McCartney you old dick. I hope you kick the bucket in the most humiliating of ways, like on the toilet and then being eaten by your own dog. Stop living and give us peace you attention seeking non relevant oxygen thief.

Barry"

Whoa. Some guy from Mogwai really hates Keith Richards.

I think The Rolling Stones aren't a very good band, and that Richards is a total moron, but calm down a little, Mogwai Dude.

andyman wrote:The front page of Mogwai's website has this posted:

"Hi everyone. I just woke up to find that average blues guitar peddlar and all round unlikeable London pirate-like arsehole Keith Richard snorted his dad's ashes on a drug binge. Well done Keith, you talentless publicity hungry horrible prick of the highest order. He then goes on to say modern bands are a load of old crap. Right, but can we really listen to the opinions of a nasal cannibal?

Keith, your band are possibly the worst band in the history of human events, worse even than Placebo and The Reynolds Girls combined. Your posh English singer sings with an American accent about a load of old American prostitutes he met once and your guitar licks are Grade F. The sooner you die the quicker my Ladbrokes bet comes in between you and McCartney you old dick. I hope you kick the bucket in the most humiliating of ways, like on the toilet and then being eaten by your own dog. Stop living and give us peace you attention seeking non relevant oxygen thief.

Barry"

that is some compressed dumb shit.

mogwai.

A charming game for fellow office monkeys:

5 Minutes to kill (Yourself)