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162 by fantasmatical thorr_Archive
wait. is he singing down the phone to the girl in the same room as him who is not on the phone? i do not have sound on. more better fun.

his name is Austin Winkler.
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".

worst lyrics ever

163 by Adam CR
fantasmatical thorr wrote:wait. is he singing down the phone to the girl in the same room as him who is not on the phone?


Ah, all is made clear when you can hear the words. Allow me:


Honey why are you calling me so late
It's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey why are you crying is everything okay
I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud
Well, my girls in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And yes I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue
Well my girls in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those wordsa it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
(And I never wanna say goodbye)
But girl you make it so hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
Honey why are you calling me so late

Jeebus M fucking Christ!

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165 by Skronk_Archive
I give you Marilyn Manson:

Doll-dagga buzz-buzz ziggety-zag
Godmod grotesk burlesk drag
Doll-dagga buzz-buzz ziggety-zag
Godmod grotesk burlesk drag
All the goose-step girlies with
Their cursive faces and
We know it's all Braille beneath the skirt
I'm bulletproof bizzop and
Swing heil and
I don't really care what gentlemen prefer.
Say, all you pin-down girls and
Bonafide ballers, so manically depressed
And manically dressed
We got our "Venus Not In Furs"
But "In Uniforms."
If You're not dancing, then you're dead.


I could add the rest, but it's pointless.

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166 by WoundedFoot_Archive
Even though English is not their first language, Children of Bodom have some of the worst lyrics I've ever read:

Bed Of Razors:
I see the candle light burning in your
eyes, flaring up my eyes in flames
On this pitch-black summer night...
of passion and pain

The razor caressed my flesh
and my arms turned red, I feel a vast desire
Years of pain are flowing down my arms.
Sweet, red, warm stream you drink, make me released
Give me your hand, let me make you feel the ease,
in the bed of razors we bleed together...

I feel the fire burning in my heart,
I see it sparkling in your eyes
The blaze you're feeding more and more

Also, Black Widow:

(Fire!) the fire is more right than my eyes (Note:these guys love to sing about fire)
Don't remain, go misplay, you're so, so wild
(Traitor!) your vengeance night, yes, always for me
Always now, once you know, widow

(Right!)

(Murder!) your fire murders all my problems
Ah (oh yeah!)

[Chorus:]
Fire: here I see the fire in my heart
Traitor: hate your face, obey or you're gonna die
Murder: murderer in you call me to die
Oh yeah: I'll come back to you when I'm dead

Your voice is getting closer (today: fuck every day!)

Sleep up in the night - the Lord doesn't matter in my fight
Widow, tell me the reason

Lyrics more rediculous than the above exist, but I felt COB have to be mentioned.

They also had a poster released for one of their albums which read "Sweedish Ass Fuck", when I think they meant "Sweedish As Fuck".
http://www.myspace.com/wintersinosaka1
(Winters In Osaka)

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167 by Ace_Archive
9 pages and no mention of Soundgarden yet?! Jesus christ the crimes they've committed against lyrics...

"As I'm raped by another
Monkey circus freak
Trying to take my
Indignance away from me"

-Holy Water

"Dont you dont you want to thrill me
Dont you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think its ugly
But now dont you want to touch it anyway

Ive been looking for a reject
And you aint had nothing like me yet
Dont you think its time for motion
I can take what youve been pushin
Hey I know what to do
Im gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you
Fuck you
Ya I know what to do
Im gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you
Fuck you Im gonna

Im the beast and youre the master
Youre the meat of the matter
Im no fool for discretion
When its on the tip of my tongue

Dont you dont you want to thrill me
Dont be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think its ugly
But now dont you want to touch it anyway"

-Big Dumb Sex

"You don't get nothing for free
Kev & me were two of three
Three brothers to the end
Then one went full on Kevin's mom
Now things have changed

Full on Kev's mom
Full on Kev's mom
Full on Kev's mom
Full on

You don't get nothing for free
And this one took the long way
This one took the hard road
I ain't saying who
But it wasn't me

We were three
Kevin's mom made four
(We don't come around anymore)"

-Full on Kev's Mom

"I got up feeling so down
I got off being sold out
I've kept the movie rolling
But the story's getting old now
I just looked in the mirror
Things aren't looking so good
I'm looking California
And feeling Minnesota

So now you know, who gets mystified
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
It gives me the butterflies, gives me away
Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling outshined

Someone let the dogs out
They'll show you where the truth is
The grass is always greener
Where the dogs are shitting
I'm feeling that I'm sober
Even though I'm drinking
I can't get any lower
Still I feel I'm sinking"

-Outshined


It just goes on and on. What could anyone have possibly thought when writing these lyrics?! My god, grunge is so stupid.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

worst lyrics ever

168 by BClark_Archive
as much as i love nuthin but a g thang, i always got a kick out of this one:

Dr. Dre wrote:Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin.


and theres always this lovely song:

Alice in Chains wrote:I Have Never Felt Such Frustration
Or Lack Of Self Control
I Want You To Kill Me
And Dig Me Under, I Wanna Live No More

One Who Doesn't Care Is One Who Shouldn't Be
I've Tried To Hide Myself From What Is
Wrong For Me, For Me

I Want To Taste Dirty, A Stinging Pistol
In My Mouth, On My Tongue
I Want You To Scrape Me From The Walls
And Go Crazy Like You've Made Me

You, You Are So Special
You Have The Talent To
Make Me Feel Like Dirt
And You, You Use Your
Talent To Dig Me Under
And Cover Me With Dirt
http://www.soundclick.com/hanabimusic (band)
http://www.myspace.com/iambls (i make beats for that dude)

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169 by Skronk_Archive
Ace wrote:9 pages and no mention of Soundgarden yet?! Jesus christ the crimes they've committed against lyrics...

It just goes on and on. What could anyone have possibly thought when writing these lyrics?! My god, grunge is so stupid.


The thing about Soundgarden, though, and countless other bands, the lyrics are just there to fill space. The music is what matters, even if the lyrics suck.


Grunge is not stupid. Except Alice In Chains, and Pearl Jam.

worst lyrics ever

170 by Rodabod_Archive
I have this piece of turd on vinyl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X_7QFlbsW0

It's Gary Moore - Hiroshima. It doesn't get much worse.

When listening to it on Youtube, please note the oriental-style riff at 02:31. Also note the cries of "no, no, no, no" at 4:00 which sadly are not in fact Gary Moore dying from a nuclear attack.

They still remember
The day when Little Boy dropped from his womb.
They still remember
How their homes became their children`s tombs.
Their suffer mourn each soul who died that August morning
Why don`t we listen, why don`t we need the warning?

Hiroshima
The place where innocence was burned.
Hiroshima
The memory makes my stomach turn.
Hiroshima
The world should truly feel the shame.
Hiroshima
The place where facing death became the way of life.

So many children have been born
Who cannot read or write.
They cannot speak
They cannot hear and some have lost their sight.
Adults with infant minds don`t know the reason why.
For they were in their mothers` wombs
When death fell from the sky.

Hiroshima
The place where innocence was burned.
Hiroshima
The memory makes my stomach turn.
Hiroshima
The world should truly feel the shame.
Hiroshima
The place where facing death became the way of life.

The rest of us should learn a lesson from their sorrow
So we can stop it all happening tomorrow.

Hiroshima
The place where innocence was burned.
Hiroshima
The memory makes my stomach turn.
Hiroshima
The world should truly feel the shame.
Hiroshima
The West, the West must take the blame.

Hiroshima
The place where innocence was burned.
Hiroshima
The memory makes my stomach turn.
Hiroshima
Men came to shadows where they stood.
Hiroshima
This grain of evil brings no good.

No, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
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