Farting is and will always be hilarious.

I submit this YouTube clip to prove my point. (It's probably been used here before, but I don't care, it's unbelievable.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmzuxCzxS6k

Oh, Good Lord...I have laughed so hard that tears are in my eyes...

My 100-lb. German shepherd's farts are definitely crap. Which is to say that they smell so bad that more than once, after smelling one, I've checked to see if he'd shit on the floor.

When I was a kid we had a standard poodle, Peppy, who had a habit of letting audible farts while walking across our family room. The thing is, though, she'd pause momentarily to let the fart, then continue walking. She almost always seemed to do this right in front of my dad, who would invariably shout, "Did you see that? Peppy stopped right in front of me and farted! She's fucking with me."

If you're certain farting is crap, then maybe you're doing it wrong. I can't believe I'm the first one to point that out in this thread.











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Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:My 100-lb. German shepherd's farts are definitely crap. Which is to say that they smell so bad that more than once, after smelling one, I've checked to see if he'd shit on the floor.

When I was a kid we had a standard poodle, Peppy, who had a habit of letting audible farts while walking across our family room. The thing is, though, she'd pause momentarily to let the fart, then continue walking. She almost always seemed to do this right in front of my dad, who would invariably shout, "Did you see that? Peppy stopped right in front of me and farted! She's fucking with me."

I wish my farts smelled as bad as my dog Sadie's air biscuits.

Between her farting and the cat birthing the baby otter in the sand box.
Human kind has no chance. Vile it is !


Farting is not crap.

FUNNY




Anyone voting otherwise are only kidding themselves

I was working with this guy who kept farting and a third guy finally yelled at him saying, "I don't need to be sitting here all day breathing in your goddamn shit particles!"

I only tell this story to give me an excuse to say, Yes! I would see a band called The Goddamn Shit Particles.

In fact, I think I will start a band called The Goddamn Shit Particles. Great name.

Farting is NOT CRAP. Look it up.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:
When I was a kid we had a standard poodle, Peppy, who had a habit of letting audible farts while walking across our family room. The thing is, though, she'd pause momentarily to let the fart, then continue walking. She almost always seemed to do this right in front of my dad, who would invariably shout, "Did you see that? Peppy stopped right in front of me and farted! She's fucking with me."

Farts are so funny that even reading a story about someone else's dog's farts made me laugh so hard I cut a beef whistle myself.

I'd see a band called Beef Whistle.

Four years old and this thread still kills me.