Actually, let's just call it generic 'bloke shit that blokes pull'.

I seriously had a bet with my friend that I would be single by the time I'm 30. I bet £1000.

Nevermind all that, I must give a big Fuck Off to flies..blue bottles..maggotts. All of them. I hate you all. I've murdered about 25 flies in the last month. I'm a sure shot now and I just killed on between the wondon and the net curtain. Red and yellow gunge everywhere. Gonna have to get the bleach out.


ALSO...Fuck You CSI for the latest series finale cliffhanger. To be continued...NEXT YEAR?! Are you having a LAFF?

Flies are pretty fast movers and therefore difficult to clout. If you have one on a window and you'd like to either kill it or shoo it harmlessly out the window, get quite close and clap your hands. Apparently the sound wave has a disabling effect and stuns the fly long enough for you to deliver the coup de grace or do the humane thing.

CSI? O I hate that shit, so many variants and on so often. Fuck off CSI, cliffhanger or not.

Not fuck off to Rome though.

On the man thing, this bet you have. What's your starting point, in a relationship and trying to get out of it by 30? or out of relationship and trying to stay that way? or just pessimistic about being in a relationship by 30.

fantasmatical thorr wrote:Blokes who reckon that just because you like them, you want to have their fucking babies. The same blokes who invite you to see them, call you very other day who then suddenly call up in state of hysterical apologetics saying he doesn't think it's a good idea and he doesn't want to be in a couple, FuckOff!! You loser! This must be genuine case of not seeing eye to eye.

Hey, didn't you spend the weekend kissing rock stars?

Man in blue t-shirt, shorts and bald head I have never seen before in the park today walking a puppy and shitting himself when my incredibly friendly dog went over to have a sniff and telling me that my dog should be on a lead. Your dog should be in cotton wool. And fuck off.

some twat member of the public yelling down the phone at me and moaning about how a newly installed street light is 'destroying' his boundary wall and why wasn't he 'consulted' about the installation first.

IT'S ON THE PUBLIC HIGHWAY SO FUCK OFF DIPSHIT

Snotty high school students who shuffle up to my office in their flip flops and give me attitude can fuck right off.

That goes double for the one who made a snide comment about the music I was playing.

burun wrote:That goes double for the one who made a snide comment about the music I was playing.

Which was?

honeyisfunny wrote:

fantasmatical thorr wrote:Blokes who reckon that just because you like them, you want to have their fucking babies. The same blokes who invite you to see them, call you very other day who then suddenly call up in state of hysterical apologetics saying he doesn't think it's a good idea and he doesn't want to be in a couple, FuckOff!! You loser! This must be genuine case of not seeing eye to eye.

Hey, didn't you spend the weekend kissing rock stars?

er....fuck off!

i was mostly concerned with the drum situation and was mighty relieved to find out you hadn't taken them there. i guess i'll see you in notts soon!

re:pessimism. no, i just think it's not likely to happen, at least with anyone appropriate. i've been 'officially' single for about 3 years or so. it is what it is!

So I'm spending umpteen hours online, trying to find other bands to hook up shows with Los Doggies. Every "Rock" and "Indy" band I click on is (I'm sorry to say this) a bunch of FAGGOTS trying to market a look and an attitude. Hey juicelip, how about spending more time on your songs then your hair and photoshoots! The "Rock" bands are going with a super-simple sound, no substance- just MGD commercial shit. The "Indy" bands are trying to act all sad and "thoughtful" but you know these fuckers can't be that depressed, not every last goddamn one of them. It's this gross lack of individuality that makes me want to give up playing bass, but the thought of that makes me want to hang myself. The few bands that are decent are also too enslaved by contracts or whatever to do a show with a new band, or they're pompous shitstains who manage to squeeze out some decent tunes. Either that or everyone's afraid to take any risks, stuck in imaginary competition, whatever, blah blah blah Bullshit!

This is why I don't like playing rock music, it has no real guts and the fans are settling for watered down recycled assjuice. The guitarists are living jockstraps full of wank. Rock bass players are lazy shits and so the trend is boring boring simple simple. Any douchebasket with a hairdo and bulimia can get a gig as long as he knows which way to point the singer's cock. Look at an issue of BassPlayer magazine and tell me I'm wrong- the only ones who have any groove are like 50+ and had their glory days back when we were fucking children.

I'm going to have to fucking play gospel music at this point if I ever want to earn a living.

Go fuck yourselves.